The "Pee After Sex" Meme Will Make You SCREAM If You've Ever Had Bad Sex Ed
20 July 2018, 13:10 | Updated: 20 July 2018, 13:29
"Pee after sex or else you’ll get another U2 album automatically added to your phone."
If you're sexually active, chances are you've been warned to pee after sex. As a rule of thumb, peeing after sex can help prevent UTIs which are absolutely positively NO fun.
"Pee after sex" is the mantra, but Twitter has officially seized it and turned it into a hilarious meme. People are sharing jokes about what can happen if you don't pee after sex and some of these are downright spooky.
The long list of things you can get if you don't pee after sex is truly.......frightening.
remember to pee after sex or you’ll get hdmi— subby (@yungstraw) July 18, 2018
Remember to pee after sex or you’ll get an EDM— Henry Fong (@henryfong) July 20, 2018
pee after sex or you will get a Nintendo DSi— seren (@serenxm) July 18, 2018
pee after sex or you will get a diy— peter diamond (@ancestronaut) July 17, 2018
pee after sex or else you’ll get another U2 album automatically added to your phone.— 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖑𝖞𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 (@muhcoochee) July 19, 2018
Low key, some of these sound kind of good, though..
pee after sex or else you'll get a crunchwrap supreme no cheese no sour cream add beans and potato and a large baja blast drink not freeze— 💀 MF GLOOM 💀 (@chemtrailcutie) July 20, 2018
Pee after sex or else you will get a D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S— Baja Blast (@YOLOBISCUIT) July 19, 2018
Pee after sex or you will get an OOO EEE OOO-AH-AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG— Trixie “Hot Machete Cop” Ren (@Trixie_Ren) July 19, 2018
Let me write some of these down, actually.
if you pee during sex you don’t have to worry about peeing after and that’s tea— seriously, fuck ICE (@jnudey) July 19, 2018
Well, this has all been very informative. Pee after sex, fam!