Blake Shelton Was Named The "Sexiest Man Alive" And The Internet's Reaction Was WILD
15 November 2017, 18:10
"I don't think he's even the sexiest man named Blake Shelton."
Blake Shelton, country music star and main squeeze of Gwen Stefani has just been named "People's Sexiest Man Alive".
@BlakeShelton is this year's #SexiestManAlive! And most importantly, he 'can't wait' to stick it to his fellow #TheVoice judge (and former SMA) @AdamLevine. https://t.co/LtQ2q8QSkU pic.twitter.com/g7IilIXzxA— People (@people) November 15, 2017
By all accounts, Blake is a very adequate and perfectly nice looking man but the internet is taking issue with awarding him this specific honour.
Some people wondered if everyone else had died.
woke up this morning to news that blake shelton is the sexiest man alive. rip every sexy man in the world who died in the great sexy plague of 2017 overnight; u will be missed— I do not recall (@morninggloria) November 15, 2017
Woke up and saw Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive. Did a bunch of celebrities die or something last night?— S D (@realBigBalls) November 15, 2017
Maybe i'm missing something, but how can Blake Shelton be the "Sexiest Man Alive" when Idris Elba is still living?— Jason Leal (@JasonLeal25) November 15, 2017
Blake Shelton being named "The Sexiest Man Alive" was a rough way for me to find out Jason Momoa is no longer walking the earth.— Allie Mac Kay (@alliemackay) November 15, 2017
Others were simply NOT HERE for this news.
Best option: Blake Shelton resigns as Sexiest Man Alive, creating new vacancy and do over. Gov appoints Idris Elba, schedules new primaries/general. New vacancy = new process.— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 15, 2017
even a straight man can see there's no way blake shelton is the sexiest man alive. i dont think he's even the sexiest man named blake shelton.— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 15, 2017
2017 has proven that literally anyone can be President of America or People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 15, 2017
Forget the fact that Idris Elba should’ve obviously won. I can even think of like 5 white guys named Chris who are more deserving of the Sexiest Man Alive title than Blake Shelton.— Brohibition Now (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 15, 2017
Others were just like, "..."
Good morning to everyone who is confused as to why Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive just like me pic.twitter.com/1hitFbPBx1— (@SunnyBunny_54) November 15, 2017
People: we’re naming Blake Shelton Sexiest Man Alive!— luisa (@itsluisagibson) November 15, 2017
Women everywhere: pic.twitter.com/X2aQ6os5MP
Can’t see it pic.twitter.com/3bhsAn7OqM— ElectricSusi (@ElectricSusi) November 15, 2017
Okay, in all seriousness. Congratulations to Blake Shelton. He's 100% alive and Gwen Stefani finds him sexy SO THAT'S FINE.
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