The "they can't hear us" AirPod meme will make you wish AirPods never existed
1 February 2019, 15:11
"Romeo! Don’t drink the poison she’s not dead! Oh no, he has AirPods in! He can’t hear us! Oh my god!"
AirPods, AirPods, AirPods... It seemed like the entire world got AirPods for Christmas in 2018 and if you didn't, you're basically garbage now. Still walking around with an unsightly white wire hanging from your ears? You're a disgrace! (Just kidding. Not really.)
AirPods are so hot right now that Louis Vuitton decided they wanted a slice of the action so they just released their own version of the bluetooth headphones and the price tag? WHEW! They'll set you back almost $1000.
But while everyone is raving about the overpriced wireless headphones, the best thing about them is actually the memes. AirPod memes took over the internet at the end of December and they haven't stopped since. Now, there's a new meme (based off the Squidward Truck meme) that involves photoshopping AirPods onto fictional characters and pretending they can't hear your warnings before they either get gravely injured or die - and it's GREAT.
If only Regina had not been wearing AirPods on that fateful day at school...
Regina watch out! The school bus is coming!— Daniel 👨🏼💻🏳️🌈 (@deaxlin) January 31, 2019
OH MY GOD SHE HAS HER AIRPODS IN! SHE CAN'T HEAR US! pic.twitter.com/LiHEd8GWCT
What if Archie has been wearing AirPods this whole time? It would explain a lot, to be honest...
archie the bears coming. oh my god he has airpods in. he can't hear us. oh my god!!!! pic.twitter.com/cPuFAsqrIN— soleil (@SthsideStrapent) January 30, 2019
Chidi wouldn't even be able to decide which AirPod to put in first.
chidi! watch out! the air conditioner! guys oh my god HE CAN’T HEAR US HE’S WEARING AIRPODS!!! OH MY GOD CHIDI pic.twitter.com/kmz1RiaQYi— kelly (@cheleancr) January 28, 2019
For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo...'s AirPods.
romeo don’t drink the poison she’s not dead! oh no he has airpods in he can’t hear us oh my god pic.twitter.com/UTsMfkPuSu— 💖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕣𝕚💖 (@spicynugg) January 25, 2019
Think of how different Facebook would be right now if Eduardo hadn't got any AirPods for Christmas.
eduardo watch out they're about to dilute shares to 03%. oh my god he has airpods in. he can't hear us. oh my god. pic.twitter.com/SNR6bn3Xl0— the social network 2 updates account (@gayIorswift13) January 26, 2019
19th century problems, am I right?
dorian gray watch out! your portrait is slowly metamorphosing into a grotesque physical manifestation of your earthly and moral sins! oh god he has airpods in. he can’t hear us— 🍸 (@oscarewilde) January 28, 2019
SHE BETTER NOT SNEEZE!
lavagirl watch out you’re gonna melt the ice bridge oh god she has airpods in she can’t hear us oh god oh fuck pic.twitter.com/l2GFCOsnZ2— ia (@softkami) January 28, 2019
It's gonna take twice as long to save Princess Peach if Mario is gonna keep flexing with those AirPods.
Mario watch out the plant is hiding in that pipe oh god he has AirPods in he can’t hear us oh fu pic.twitter.com/7q8fB5Lj5m— Ccf_Sketch (@ccfsketch) January 30, 2019
HOW WAS HE TO KNOW?!
oedipus you're gonna fuck your mom oh my god he has airpods in oh my god he can't hear us! oh my god!— zoe (@wretchedophelia) January 29, 2019
Did you know? AirPods were actually invented by Pete Wentz in April 2008.
Pete. Bruno’s coming. Oh my god he has AirPods in. He can’t hear us. pic.twitter.com/XLhEzju13B— vanessa (@roaringveins) January 31, 2019
Toni Collette in Hereditary is about to press charges against this tweet.
Charlie The Telephone Poles Coming. Oh god she has Airpods in she can't hear us. Oh my god oh god pic.twitter.com/FeJAzpaUzW— andy ): (@nasapoolparty) January 26, 2019