Stormy Daniels Compared Trump’s Penis To Toad From Mario Kart And It’s Now A Meme

19 September 2018, 13:26

By Sam Prance

Is this real life?

Where were you when you found out that Stormy Daniels compared Donald Trump's penis to Toad from Nintendo's popular Mario franchise? If you're only just learning this now, we're sorry, but just yesterday news broke out that the award-winning porn star has claimed that Trump's penis looks like the beloved video game character and the internet hasn't been able to stop talking about it since.

Stormy makes the comparison in her brand new tell-all autobiography: Full Disclosure. In an exclusive extract published by The Guardian, Stormy opens up about her alleged affair with the now-president and what it was like for her to have sex with him. She writes: "He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…" Yikes. That's just the start though.

Donald Trump, Toad & Stormy Daniels
Donald Trump, Toad & Stormy Daniels. Picture: Sipa USA/SIPA USA/PA Images // Nintendo // Globe Photos/SIPA USA/PA Images

Stormy then goes into explicit detail and it's here where she ruins all our childhood images of Toad. In her words: "I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..." This is a lot to process. We will literally never be able to think of Toad or Mario Kart in the same way ever again.

Unsurprisingly, the internet is shook. Mere moments after the wild story came out, both Toad and Mario Kart began trending on Twitter as people began reacting and making memes in reference to the revelations. With that in mind, we have gathered all of the best Stormy Daniels Donald Trump Toad Penis memes for you all in one place.

Some were just innocently wondering why Toad was trending on social media.


Yeah. That's not what we were expecting either.

Others are rethinking their Mario Kart gaming habits.


It's not you Toad, it's us.

Toad fans are gathering to support the character in the wake of the awful news.


Toad is a victim in this scenario.

How could such an adorable creature be compared to something so disgusting?


The mind boggles.

It's our fault we're in this situation.

If Trump was never elected as President, Toad would never have been subject to this comparison.

September 18th 2018 is now a historic date.


We all lost part of our innocence yesterday.

A couple of people are imagining how Trump is reacting.


This seems accurate.

Toad fan art is already circulating.


Where can we buy this?

Then there are those who take it too far.


No comment.

Longterm Super Mario players are getting annoyed by terminology.


He is an integral part of the Super Mario universe.

And last but not least, Toad's publicist has made a comment.


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