Stormy Daniels Compared Trump’s Penis To Toad From Mario Kart And It’s Now A Meme
19 September 2018, 13:26
Is this real life?
Where were you when you found out that Stormy Daniels compared Donald Trump's penis to Toad from Nintendo's popular Mario franchise? If you're only just learning this now, we're sorry, but just yesterday news broke out that the award-winning porn star has claimed that Trump's penis looks like the beloved video game character and the internet hasn't been able to stop talking about it since.
Stormy makes the comparison in her brand new tell-all autobiography: Full Disclosure. In an exclusive extract published by The Guardian, Stormy opens up about her alleged affair with the now-president and what it was like for her to have sex with him. She writes: "He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…" Yikes. That's just the start though.
Stormy then goes into explicit detail and it's here where she ruins all our childhood images of Toad. In her words: "I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..." This is a lot to process. We will literally never be able to think of Toad or Mario Kart in the same way ever again.
Unsurprisingly, the internet is shook. Mere moments after the wild story came out, both Toad and Mario Kart began trending on Twitter as people began reacting and making memes in reference to the revelations. With that in mind, we have gathered all of the best Stormy Daniels Donald Trump Toad Penis memes for you all in one place.
Some were just innocently wondering why Toad was trending on social media.
Me: Oh cool, Toad is trending. Wonder if they announced a new Mario Kart?!— Sharpie (@dapurplesharpie) September 18, 2018
Me: *after reading why its trending* pic.twitter.com/nfUHQmPcqV
Yeah. That's not what we were expecting either.
Others are rethinking their Mario Kart gaming habits.
I can never play Mario Kart as Toad again.— king crissle (@crissles) September 18, 2018
It's not you Toad, it's us.
Toad fans are gathering to support the character in the wake of the awful news.
Toad deserves better.— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) September 18, 2018
Toad is a victim in this scenario.
How could such an adorable creature be compared to something so disgusting?
Thinking about how Toad is just the purest, cutest videogame character and how nothing could sully his image. Now to take a big gulp of coffee and check twitter— Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) September 18, 2018
The mind boggles.
It's our fault we're in this situation.
This isn't the Toad newscycle I thought we'd get but it *is* the Toad newscycle we deserve pic.twitter.com/bItRycubsr— Anthony Smith (@AnthonyBLSmith) September 18, 2018
If Trump was never elected as President, Toad would never have been subject to this comparison.
September 18th 2018 is now a historic date.
R.I.P. to my innocent view of Toad. 1990 something to September 18, 2018. pic.twitter.com/y73kj0IkVL— T'ChAngie Thomas (@angiecthomas) September 18, 2018
We all lost part of our innocence yesterday.
A couple of people are imagining how Trump is reacting.
This seems accurate.
Toad fan art is already circulating.
sorry toad, some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed pic.twitter.com/SfzhyVl1ls— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) September 18, 2018
Where can we buy this?
Then there are those who take it too far.
Bowser in the streets, Toad in the sheets :(— Robbie Collin (@robbiereviews) September 18, 2018
Longterm Super Mario players are getting annoyed by terminology.
The inaccurate claim that Toad is “from Mario Kart” will be repeated a lot today pic.twitter.com/8xRjEbke5b— Adam Moussa (@adamjmoussa) September 18, 2018
He is an integral part of the Super Mario universe.
And last but not least, Toad's publicist has made a comment.
I am Toad’s publicist. As you can imagine, this is a difficult moment for him and he will not be giving comment to the press until he’s had time to collect his thoughts pic.twitter.com/YyJB81DzDM— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) September 18, 2018
We need to log off.