What Is ‘Fiat 500 Twitter’ And Are You A Part of It?
4 January 2018, 16:23
"All fiat 500 twitter do is put themselves down then put the delicate ‘x’ at the end lool"
You've heard of Bare Minimum Twitter, now get ready for... Fiat 500 Twitter. If you've been scrolling through Twitter over the past week, you may have noticed a new subculture forming on your timeline. Well, the subculture had always existed but it's only now that it's been given an official name.
But what does it mean?
'Fiat 500 Twitter' isn't just a phrase or a meme, it's a lifestyle babes. The term was coined by Twitter to describe a certain stereotype of girl from the UK. A twenty-something girl who loves Michael Kors, loves going 'out out', getting her nails done, always tweets about absolutely meaningless stuff with un-ironic 'x's on the end... and they always get about 50k RTs for absolutely no real reason. Essentially it's just a really specific way of calling out someone who is perceived to be a little bit basic.
Why is it called Fiat 500 Twitter?
Apparently, the majority of the girls that fall under this stereotype probably either pay for a Fiat 500 (that's a car, by the way...) on finance or have had one bought for them by their parents. For some reason, it's been crowned the new 'basic' car, replacing the once legendary Mini. (May she rest in basic peace.)
If you meet any of these requirements listed in the tweet below, you are apparently part of 'Fiat 500 Twitter' demographic:
To be a part of fiat 500 twitter you must:
— becky (@rebecca_morrisx) December 29, 2017
- Stand in front of a door in your avi
- Tweet about your boyfriend and how much of a psycho you are
- Tweet about how much you fancy a Chinese/McDonald's
- Want to get your hair and nails done
- Use emojis unironically
Here's a visual moodboard, in case you were wondering:
fiat 500 twitter starter pack: pic.twitter.com/B3U3uUmdFV
— louis (@lousaffelstein) December 30, 2017
Here are some examples of 'Fiat 500 Twitter' being roasted and called out on Twitter:
Fiat 500 twitter
— isaac (@isaacmalin) December 29, 2017
"Don't you just pure love chrimbo, the films, food, hot choc and pjs ahhh 🎄🎄😍 wish i was one of them girls who doesn't put weight on as im a pure fat cow right now🐷 crazy seeing who i started year with and who im ending with 🙅no time for snakes in 2018 🐍😒"
fiat 500 twitter’s new year’s tweets are everything i dreamed they would be
— joe (@idealising) December 31, 2017
new year same me because i never learn my lesson and let ppl fuck me over 🙃🙃 x
32.5K retweets 56.3K likes
I fully don’t understand why fiat 500 twitter is so popular, some people are out here with quality content getting like 10 RTs but some girl will be like “need a Chinese so bad omg 😩💅🏽 “ and get 10K RTs
— Shereen (@heyitsshereen) January 4, 2018
Fiat 500 Twitter is tweeting the phrases:
— gem☁️ (@Gemstokes2000) January 1, 2018
“haha cba x”
“I’m a princess💅🏼”
“need a holiday”
“feel so drained😩”
“need my hair and nails donee”
“I’m a psycho girlfriend😋”
“in a mood don’t make me laugh🙄” “really fancy a chinese😭”
“I need nuggets”
“Need a tan”
unironically
All fiat 500 twitter do is put themselves down then put the delicate ‘x’ at the end lool
— Mikey (@MikeyCookie_) December 29, 2017
For anyone wondering what fiat 500 twitter is pic.twitter.com/4aH7Y6ECW4
— luisa (@itsluisagibson) December 31, 2017
There's even an account that tweets the same kind of 'Fiat 500 Twitter' tweets, complete with 'x's on the end.
i fucking hate myself i was all “2018 im gonna be skinny again!!!” but there i was at 12:15 eating some fucking Nik Naks smhsmhsmhhhh x
— Fiat 500 Twittér 🦋 (@Fiat500Tw1tt3r) January 1, 2018
dropped my iphone again so msg me on here x
— Fiat 500 Twittér 🦋 (@Fiat500Tw1tt3r) December 30, 2017
Actual Fiat 500 drivers are shook.
i drive a fiat 500 someone pls reassure me that i am not fiat 500 twitter i know im a dickhead but im not that basic SURELY
— annie molly (@annie_powrie) December 30, 2017
why are people making Fiat 500 Twitter a thing
— connie (@conniexgray) December 29, 2017
I’m selling my car
Don't worry... there's a male equivalent too. It's called 'Strongbow Dark Fruits Twitter'. #Lads
The male equivalent of fiat 500 twitter are those white boys who retweet Liam Gallaghers entire twitter thinkin they're banter as fuck
— alex rae (@alexrxe) December 29, 2017
Other Twitter subcultures aren't safe, either. Find yourself making Harry Potter references in every day life? Do you have you Hogwarts house in your Twitter bio? Always retweeting your 'lord and saviour' JK Rowling?
now that fiat 500 twitter has a name please can we call the annoying JK Rowling fans Nimbus 2000 twitter
— seren (@serenxm) January 3, 2018
So girls, there it is. Long live Fiat 500 Twitter. Now can someone go get me a McDonalds please I haven't had a chicken nugget all year x lol it's only been 4 days omg such a pig loooooool x
