This Is What A Justin Bieber Mashup With A Turtle Having Sex Sounds Like

28 August 2015, 10:27 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

Justin Bieber Turtle Sex Mashup
Liam Dryden

By Liam Dryden

Admit it, you were curious.

Justin Bieber's been collaborating with some interesting people recently: Diplo, Skrillex, Mariah Carey, to name just a few. But we officially have a new favourite duet partner for the Biebs. Basically, it's a turtle having sex.

Electro-house collective T&T posted a quick mashup to their Facebook page of "Where Are Ü Now", where the infectious high-pitched hook has been replaced with the weedy, unsettling sigh of a turtle mid-mating. Personally, we think it sounds better.

Justin Bieber vs. Turtle (T&T Mashup)

Justin Bieber vs. Turtle (T&T Mashup)

Posted by T&T on Saturday, 15 August 2015

You're welcome, internet.

We're not sure if science has explained why turtles make such weird noises while doin' it, but this isn't the first time they've been used to improve some already great pop songs...

Coldplay got the turtle treatment.


Taylor Swift's screaming goat has been swapped out for a turtle having squeaky sex with a sneaker.


And what's sexier than Usher's "Yeah"? You guessed it, this turtle's "Ehhh".

 We're so sorry for this.

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