5 Guaranteed Ways To Avoid Being Slut Shamed
29 April 2016, 10:58 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

Here's how girls can stop themselves from being slut shamed.
Ever been slut shamed? Of course you have. You're a woman on the internet, right? Slut shaming is, of course, the act of policing a woman's clothing, anatomy, behaviour, or beliefs as they relate to sexuality. Well, if you're tired of being slut shamed, let me give you some helpful tips to avoid being called out.
Don't even try to have breasts.
But if you insist on having them, don't let anyone know about them. It's your little secret, you see. I know what you're thinking: this is extreme. True, but what's worse? Having secret breasts or having everyone on the internet comment on them.
It's 2016 and ppl still slut shaming women bcuz they're showing their boobs pic.twitter.com/SSmvZtARMF
— PO$E BITCH (@23_Navy) March 30, 2016
Join a convent.
When you become a sister of the Catholic faith you are encouraged to dress modestly and never indulge in pleasures of the flesh. This is a sure fire way to avoid being slutshamed. I mean, have you ever heard someone slutshame a nun?
"...Did you just slut-shame a nun?"
— Max Lugh (@japonizombihero) October 22, 2012
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Don't let anyone know that you have ever had sex, thought about sex, or even know what sex is.
I hate when boys slut shame a girl for having sex w/ hella ppl.. It's not your business & why r u so concern about her sex life
— (@Caturtles_) April 27, 2016
it's 2016 and people still slut shame and bash on women for having SEX and doing what THEY want with THEIR bodies cry me a fucking river
— mary. (@princesslxeia) April 21, 2016
If you manipulate and guilt a girl into having sex with you, then slut-shame her for it, you're the worst type of scum out there.
— Dana (@Dana_Dreamer97) April 27, 2016
Move to a quiet mountain region where you will eat from the earth and live out the rest of your days in quiet solitude.
Even then, your slut shaming experience may only be cut in half. Other villagers may see the methods with which you gather berries and stoke your evening fires to be sexual in nature. You're actually better off just moving to the moon.
Start wearing an old timey radiation suit everywhere.
Wear it to work. Wear it on the train. Wear it to your cousins wedding. Wear it to bed. Wear it in the shower. I mean, you literally cannot slut shame a person in a radiation suit...right?
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