18 Period Jokes You’ll Only Find Funny If You Truly Despise Your Uterus
31 March 2017, 22:34 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
*Me talking to my uterus*: hoe don't do it.
Periods are...bad. There. I said it. But we can all find humor in adversity, right? If you've ever experienced the adversity of having a uterus that just won't quit, you might find solace in these jokes.
1) Oh my God
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2) When you notice subtle changes in your personality...
Me on my period vs me off my period. pic.twitter.com/vgKDXFstmb
— Daddy (@FreakyStylezzzz) March 14, 2017
2) Let me eat cake.
3) School on your period be like...
When a male teacher says I can't go to the bathroom and I'm on my period pic.twitter.com/AmAF1Velbi
— AmericanHorrorStory (@AHSQuote) March 22, 2017
4) This is so accurate I'm weeping.
5) When you start realizing things.
6) Also, this woman who is dead now. RIP.
I literally have the kind of cramps where you actually think you're dying ... PS I used what little energy I have left to tweet this ...dead
— Tati Westbrook (@GlamLifeGuru) March 22, 2017
7) When a 12 year old sums it up better than you ever could.
My daughter's contribution to Poetry Day:
— Nae Loves Books (@naelovesbooks) March 22, 2017
I have my period
And I have cramps
But at least I don't have
A baby in my pants.
She's 12 y'all.
8) Waking up with cramps just really be like...
period cramps make me want to pic.twitter.com/krCIzCipNH
— Girl Code (@grilcode) March 27, 2017
9) Blood sisters.
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10) Tyler learned a very important lesson that day.
11) When you're on your period and you have to apologize to someone.
me apologizing on my period pic.twitter.com/0jmrKvZaA7
— Fifty Shades of Grey (@50ShadezOfGrey) March 27, 2017
12) Even the little things set you off.
13) A LITTLE JULIUS CAESAR HUMOR FOR THE GALS.
14) ;___; yeah.
ME ON MY PERIOD: sneezes
— kaye toal (@ohkayewhatever) March 19, 2017
THE 4 BLOCKS AROUND ME: leveled. covered in gore. a man cries out to god, begging forgiveness.
ME: gosh, excuse me
15) Not as sorry as you're gonna be :)
16) ALWAYS.
17) Yup, I'm fine.
18) If men had periods.
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