14 Tweets That Are Way Too Real For People Who Are Lazy AF
11 August 2016, 17:09 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
National lazy day? I celebrate that 365 days of the year!
In case you missed it (because you were too ~lazy~ to check the Twitter trends), August 10 was #NationalLazyDay. For those of us who wear our laziness as a badge of honour, we spent the majority of our day cultivating our timelines and retweeting the most accurate lazy memes for our non-lazy friends to see. In the spirit of #NationalLazyDay, here's 14 of the realest tweets about growing up lazy. You're gonna have to RT all of them.
1) Being lazy doesn't just come naturally to you, it's a skill you have to master over time.
someone give me a trophy being this lazy is an art
— pixie (@bixts) April 15, 2016
2) A true lazy person knows that achieving a bin that looks like this requires time and perseverance.
Flat 4 bin jenga game too strong pic.twitter.com/EShcyq9B82
— Becky (@becky_donna) November 20, 2015
3) If there's anything you can do to make your life easier, you'll do it.
Laziness Level: Through the roof.#NationalLazyDay pic.twitter.com/0d1aMw068U
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) August 10, 2016
4) Haters will say you're lazy, but in truth, you're a genius.
Laziness Level: Expert.#NationalLazyDay pic.twitter.com/9I0FTKiypq
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) August 10, 2016
5) You're always trying to find hacks for your lazy lifestyle.
#growinguplazy always having to have the portrait orientation lock on bc your always laying down while on your phone
— Sydnie (@sydnie5659) August 7, 2016
6) You pull this stunt every time and it doesn't even matter whose house you're in.
#growinguplazy if ice falls on the ground you just kick it under the fridge
— Presley Abercrombie (@ptabecrombie) August 4, 2016
7) When you're too lazy to celebrate your own achievements...
@savingaiaa im so lazy that if i win an award for being lazy i'd ask someone to go get it for me #growinguplazy
— syrhw (@syrhvs) July 31, 2016
8) Your procrastination skills are second to none.
#growinguplazy "i'm gonna start my homework at 5pm"
— anne (@mshappychele) July 18, 2016
"oh damn it 5:01pm, oh well gotta wait for another hour"
9) You're so lazy, you'll risk certain death for an extra 5 minutes in bed.
#GrowingUpLazy waits till your phone hit 1% to charge it although the charger right next to you.
— hot gyal (@prettygyal_bre) July 10, 2016
10) Life Motto, innit.
If you don't sit in your towel for 3 hours after you shower did u even shower
— Lauren (@Laurr_Erickson) August 10, 2016
11) Life is too short to sit up straight, fam.
this is how I use my computer pic.twitter.com/vnVXY4GCS8
— tor (@bortore) June 3, 2015
12) Why waste time and energy shaving both legs when jeans like this are available for home delivery?
"@RavenGispert: When you're too lazy to shave both legs pic.twitter.com/mclzOK4wLk" @this_is_marisol
— Maribel (@ThisBeMaribel) February 8, 2016
13) You're so lazy that you don't even make any special plans to celebrate your people's national holiday.
I celebrate this 365 days a year. #NationalLazyDay
— Beckii Whiting (@beckiiwhiting) August 10, 2016
14) In fact, your laziness will always shine through even when you're not *trying* to be lazy.
*unintentionally wakes up at noon on #NationalLazyDay*
— a (@aramfloodmusic) August 10, 2016
So accurate that it's hurting every lazy bone in our bodies. *retweets*
via giphy.com
