8 Guaranteed Ways To Get Over Your Terrible Ex
6 June 2016, 16:07 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
It's break up season, ya'll
It's official. It's break up season. Either that or Mercury is seriously in retrograde. We're not saying you'll definitely break up in the coming weeks, all we're saying is be prepared. Don't fret too much, you've got us to show you the perfect way to get over that (potential) heartbreak.
1) Girl, treat yourself.
Buy some stupidly expensive item that you know you can't afford. Spend a ridiculous amount of money on a night out. Just do something that feels good and reckless.
2) Make a sad playlist of mainly Lana Del Rey songs and do some light crying.
Don't cry because you miss your ex, cry because it's cathartic and stress relieving. Also cry because you've been practicing your cute cry face and you relly think you've nailed it.
3) Buy a gig ticket
Some of my most carefree times have been at gigs. Forget about your ex by pressing your body against a sweaty stranger. As if you needed an excuse to press your body against a stranger post break up.
4) Pet a dog.
Aren't dogs the best?!?!
5) Eat a lot and hang out with your pals
You know, those pals you third wheeled not too long ago. Yeah, those ones.
6) Chocolate and wine.
Gimme 30 pounds of chocolate with side of red wine. Thankssss
7) Glo up.
Seriously, just get super hot. Work on that super hydrated skin and cute bod. And while you're at it, get your bank balance up.