11 Crappy Valentine's Cards To Send To All Your Single Friends

14 February 2018, 12:59 | Updated: 19 November 2018, 15:15

Crappy Valentine's Day Cards
Katie Louise-Smith

By Katie Louise-Smith

Roses are red, your eye will be black, if you don't date me, howbow dah?

It's almost Valentine's Day and you know what that means. It's time to start flooding your friend's timelines with the crappiest, cringiest, worst jokes and innuendos possible by means of these terrible Tumblr Valentine's cards. 

Save 'em and send them to your single friends. Or you know, just @ yourself a couple to make yourself feel better. 

 

1) For the Stranger Things fan in your life. 

Stranger Things Valentine's Card

 

2) For the sick as frick clique member in the squad.

Twenty One Pilots Valentine's Card

 

3) For the one still mourning Harambe.

Harambe Valentine's Card

 

4) For the Sean Spicer of your friendship group.

Sean Spicer Valentine's Card

 

5) For the OTHER Stranger Things fan in your life.

Stranger Things Joyce Valentine's Card

 

6) For the one who low-key hates the electoral college system.

Hillary Valentine's Card

 

7) For the one who actually understood what was f*ck was going on in AHS: Roanoke.

American Horror Story Valentine's Day Card

 

8) For the one who stans for the best album of 2016.

Matty Healy Valentine's Day Card

 

9) For the one who always gets the words to 'LA Devotee' wrong.

Brendon Urie Valentine's Day Card

 

10) For the one who is still pressed about Barb.

Stranger Things Barb Valentine's Day Card

 

11) For the one you would 100% like to cash ousside.

Cash Me Outside Valentine's Card

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