17 Things Only Generation Snowflake Will Find Triggering
9 December 2016, 13:05 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
Can't take a joke? Think again.
Generation snowflake: the new name for millennials who are super sensitive and can't take a joke. At least, that's what baby boomers think.
What they haven't quite realised is that we literally run the internet and have an arsenal of memes waiting to destroy anyone who dares comes for us.
"This generation can't take a joke"— crunchy slime (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
2. Not to mention avocados...
Olds: Millennials are the problem with the economy— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) December 8, 2016
Me: Uh, my generation pays extra for guac. We're the reason the economy still exists
3. This is literally all I do after working my third job of the week.
Why Aren't Millennials Grinding Rare And Exotic Bones Into Potions To Enact Revenge Through Dark Magicks On The Enemies Of Their Ancestors?— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) December 7, 2016
4. But if the potions don't work, we've got another secret weapon up our sleeve.
guys honestly maybe millennials should just take over the world by resetting all Boomer's passwords and refusing to fix it for them— goatmas (@gatorgoat) December 6, 2016
5. Hands up who has a 'Carol' in their life too?
"Millennials just expect participation trophies for everything!"— Sara Hoffman (@sarahofff) December 7, 2016
WELL WHO DO U THINK WAS HANDING US THE TROPHIES ALL THIS TIME, CAROL?
6. I have faith...in Pepe.
“millennials aren’t religious" pic.twitter.com/mf7nYgUcV7— Four Pins (@Four_Pins) December 6, 2016
7. Ya'll know who the real Person of the Year is.
Here's the real Person of The Year. pic.twitter.com/ZEGafxOdfF— memes (@HilariousEdited) December 9, 2016
8. We just can't do anything right.
Millennials: (breathe)— Holiday Evan (@wariorama) December 6, 2016
Baby boomers: pic.twitter.com/n1GUg05MIH
9. For example, why aren't we buying more diamonds? We need to buy more diamonds! FFS!
10. *drops mic*
A millennial is any young person you don't like.— Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 30, 2016
How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They accept it for who it is.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2016
12. Where's the lie tho?
13. Watch your back.
I'm deadass a cry baby and fragile but I be acting like I got no feelings and I'll ruin u— GOTH HOE (@satansluvrgirl) December 4, 2016
14. Sip that sweet hot tea, henny.
#HowToConfuseAMillennial re-enact the contempt for the younger generation that your parents infuriated you by expressing— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) September 5, 2016
15. Just being sensitive, ya'll.
16. Can we just spare a thought for these poor snowflakes please.
The most fragile snowflakes of all pic.twitter.com/0bohHDEFPy— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 8, 2016
17. Who's sensitive now, huh?
Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2016