5SOS’ Michael Took Out His Eyebrow Piercing And Accidentally Killed The Entire Fandom
24 August 2016, 13:00 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
First it was Luke's lip piercing, then it was Ashton's haircut. We almost lost Calum to a look-a-like agency thanks to US Olympian Nathan Adrian (don't argue with us - they're identical, ok?) and now Michael has sparked international outcry by appearing on stage without his signature eyebrow piercing.
Michael went out on stage sans eyebrow piercing at 5SOS' most recent show. He *thought* he could give his brow a rest from its pierced lifestyle for a couple of hours without any hassle or drama. He was wrong. #RIPMichaelsEyebrownPiercing soon began trending on Twitter and the fandom flipped the eff out.
There was confusion at first as the fandom couldn't quite get their head around the sudden change.
Fans were shocked and upset, the denial was running deep and it was taking over.
It was as if their entire existence had been a lie.
Petitions were called to order.
petition for luke to put his lip ring back in & for michael to put his eyebrow piercing back in #RIPMichaelsEyebrowPiercing— emo ješšy (@theoldketchup) August 24, 2016
Threats were made.
There's now a #SaveCalum movement.
luke: loses the lipring— nicole loves michael (@majesticlymgc) August 24, 2016
michael: loses the piercing
ashton: loses his hair
*clings onto calum for dear life* #ripmichaelseyebrowpiercing
Ashton: haircut— sarah // 5sosfam (@vapourhaIsey) August 24, 2016
Luke: bye lipring
Michael: bye brow piercing
Calum: Hood #RIPMichaelsEyebrowPiercing
No one really knows what the bloody hell is going on - is it permanent or what m8? #Conspiracy
Either way, no one is okay.
I am shook #RIPMichaelsEyebrowPiercing— jay (@TheIrwinEmpire) August 23, 2016
Don't cry because it's over (it's not, btw), smile because it happened...