Beyoncé Is Pregnant With TWINS And The Internet Just Lost Its Sh*t
1 February 2017, 19:31 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
"They’re not even born yet and Beyoncé’s twins have already been tasked with saving the country."
Around 20 minutes ago, my phone flashed. A notification from Instagram. Beyoncé has uploaded a new photo. I thought, "Oh, cool... maybe some new Ivy Park merch. Could be some Grammy's rehearsals? Maybe it's a cute picture of Blue - I could really do with a new cute picture of Blue in my timeline right now."
NO... IT WAS BETTER THAN THAT. Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter is pregnant... WITH TWINS.
The caption reads:
We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. - The CartersBeyoncé, mother of the future President and Vice President of the United States of America
TWO OF THEM!!! MARY KATE AND ASHLEY ARE SHOOK!
Naturally, the internet went into meltdown. Some are saying it's a Black History Month miracle, others are claiming that she has literally just saved the world.
Me: I dunno why y'all care so much about these celebrities' lives. They're just people.— Skye Townsend (@SkyeTownsend) February 1, 2017
"Beyoncé is having twins!!!"
Also me: pic.twitter.com/4Xa0Q3i3yN
I feel like I'm more excited for Beyoncé to be pregnant than I will be for my own child.— Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) February 1, 2017
SO HAPPY BEYONCÉ HAS INVENTED TWINS— lauren o'neill (@hiyalauren) February 1, 2017
Damn they’re not even born yet and Beyoncé’s new twins have already been tasked with saving the country.— Adam Davis (@amdhit) February 1, 2017
you can't spell black history month without beyoncé pic.twitter.com/YhFmRyI4tS— folu (@notfolu) February 1, 2017
BEYONCÉ IS GONNA ACCEPT HER ALBUM OF THE YEAR AWARD WITH HER TWINS IN HER STOMACH AND BLUE IVY AND JAY Z WATCHING pic.twitter.com/dwNCcmee9g— Beysus † Godga (@GagaLovesBey) February 1, 2017
*50 years from now*— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) February 1, 2017
Child: Dad what was 2017 like
Me: Well we almost had a nuclear holocaust but then Beyoncé had twins and saved us all
i'd like to think that the day after election day Beyoncé was like "jay we gotta do this"— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) February 1, 2017
Me when I see Beyoncé on that Coachella stage doing choreography with twins in her womb pic.twitter.com/j8j3VvqYhp— bussoix. (@DillonJaden) February 1, 2017
Beyoncé: I can't just HAVE another baby. I already did that. I'm beyond that.— Kingsley (@kingsleyyy) February 1, 2017
Beyoncé: Twins, bitch. Give them twins. pic.twitter.com/5Tb9L3vGyy
BEYONCÉ IS HAVING TWINS. THERES GONNA BE TWO BEYONCES COMING OUT OF THE SAME BEYONCÉ AT THE SAME TIME THERES GONNA BE THREE BLUE IVYS HELP pic.twitter.com/rUTClH9K7V— Richey Collazo (@RicheyCollazo) February 1, 2017
Beyoncé sensed that we were all in need of good news, and so Beyoncé got pregnant with twins. Beyoncé is a woman of and for the people.— Kelly Andersen (@kellyamedia) February 1, 2017
All we want is two happy healthy babies but you know, if the by chance the universe blesses us with two girls - we ain't gonna be mad.
Destiny's Children are coming.