Sia Is Being Held Hostage By Beyonce... According To The Internet
1 August 2016, 15:08 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
The entire population of Brazil seems to think it's true!
Today in confusing kidnapping news: A truly wild conspiracy theory has been uncovered on Brazilian social media by Buzzfeed that involves the alleged kidnapping of Sia. Yes, that Sia. The one that wears the wig.
As told by Brazilian Twitter, Sia has been "kidnapped" and is being held hostage by none other than Queen of Citrus Beverages Beyonce in some sort of underground song-writing ring, just like Fight Club.
Translation: “Sia tries to disguise the bruises made by the militant aka Beyoncé, who keeps her held hostage #SaveSia.”
There's a #SaveSia hashtag and everything.
Not unlike the recent kidnapping scandal of YouTuber Marina Joyce that swept Twitter last week, users have been going IN on Sia's past tweets and are picking out "clues" that point to her asking for help.
According to Buzzfeed, the entire thing started when Sia likened writing for Beyoncé as spending time at a "writing camp". The interview was picked up in Brazil, the birthplace of the strongest and most powerful memes.
Only now, it's gone completely viral and the entire internet is talking about it.
It's the wildest conspiracy theory we've ever seen.
Sia has also recently retweeted the original story about her alleged captivity, although no one seems to know if she did it out of free will or not.
So funny that Sia retweeted that meme, I wonder what she thinks of it haha— Cal (@Nallac7) July 30, 2016
Come forward and let us know you're ok, Sia!