Sia Is Being Held Hostage By Beyonce... According To The Internet
1 August 2016, 15:08 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
The entire population of Brazil seems to think it's true!
Today in confusing kidnapping news: A truly wild conspiracy theory has been uncovered on Brazilian social media by Buzzfeed that involves the alleged kidnapping of Sia. Yes, that Sia. The one that wears the wig.
As told by Brazilian Twitter, Sia has been "kidnapped" and is being held hostage by none other than Queen of Citrus Beverages Beyonce in some sort of underground song-writing ring, just like Fight Club.
sia anda assim pra disfarçar os hematomas feitos pela miliante vulgo beyonce, que a mantem em cativeiro #savesia pic.twitter.com/yNdsMxLT0a
— ñ fode (@DREWRASPADO) July 28, 2016
Translation: “Sia tries to disguise the bruises made by the militant aka Beyoncé, who keeps her held hostage #SaveSia.”
There's a #SaveSia hashtag and everything.
OMG Bey kidnapped Sia wtf?! There definitely is something wrong with her eyes and the tweet #SaveSia pic.twitter.com/0jb6hBvdAY
— :( (@ptvmendes) July 31, 2016
Not unlike the recent kidnapping scandal of YouTuber Marina Joyce that swept Twitter last week, users have been going IN on Sia's past tweets and are picking out "clues" that point to her asking for help.
How come we didn't see these signs? poor babe #SaveSia pic.twitter.com/CMBR2JBli3
— T (@Furlerlover) July 30, 2016
GUYS OMG LOOK AT THIS DELETED TWEET @save_sia #savesia pic.twitter.com/JyzaFNyJmD
— Elastic Art (Banana) (@siathestars) July 29, 2016
#SaveSia she did the heart guys, she's been kidnapped and held captive by Beyoncé in her basement pic.twitter.com/dXWsBy53RI
— (@TheTeaHasSpilt) July 29, 2016
According to Buzzfeed, the entire thing started when Sia likened writing for Beyoncé as spending time at a "writing camp". The interview was picked up in Brazil, the birthplace of the strongest and most powerful memes.
Out of the cativeiro #SaveSia pic.twitter.com/YX805ArLmh
— tatá luto eterno (@tarcisiorms) July 29, 2016
HOW DIDNT WE SEE THIS?! #savesia pic.twitter.com/wXNdo1PICR
— Christian Furler (@RadassFurler3) July 29, 2016
Only now, it's gone completely viral and the entire internet is talking about it.
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE? #savesia pic.twitter.com/gyDFlDr6Ua
— Sia Thoughts (@catie_ng) July 30, 2016
@Sia I feel so bad for not seeing this. This is terrible! #SaveSia pic.twitter.com/DbfsE4Wbd8
— T (@Furlerlover) July 30, 2016
It's the wildest conspiracy theory we've ever seen.
#SaveSia SIA ESCAPING FROM BEYONCÉ'S BASEMENT pic.twitter.com/o2EFNlIwGf
— (@TheTeaHasSpilt) July 29, 2016
Sia has also recently retweeted the original story about her alleged captivity, although no one seems to know if she did it out of free will or not.
So funny that Sia retweeted that meme, I wonder what she thinks of it haha
— Cal (@Nallac7) July 30, 2016
Come forward and let us know you're ok, Sia!
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