Beyoncé Was "Bitten On The Face By An Actress" - But Who Is She?
27 March 2018, 14:56
Who had the NERVE and the AUDACITY to bite Beyoncé on the face?! Tiffany Haddish and Chrissy Teigen know... but they won't spill.
People of internet, the jury, your honour. A crime has been committed. Someone has BITTEN Beyoncé. On the face. The world is up in arms. If Ryan Murphy is looking for his next season of American Crime Story, he's found it.
Tiffany Haddish, a well known spiller of Beyoncé tea who has clearly breached the hypothetical NDA that Bey warned us about in 'Top Off' once again, has revealed in a new interview with GQ, that on the night she took a selfie with Beyoncé at Jay-Z's after party, someone had bitten her on the face.
"There was this actress there," Tiffany said of the heinous crime, "that's just, like, doing the mostest. She bit Beyoncé in the face. So Beyoncé stormed away." She continues, “went up to Jay-Z, and was like, ‘Jay! Come here! This b****—’ and snatched him."
"I was like, ‘What just happened?’" said Tiffany. "And Beyoncé's friend walked up and was like, ‘Can you believe this b**** just bit Beyoncé?’"
After the comment, Tiffany apparently spoke to Beyoncé again and asked her what happened. "Near the end of the party Beyoncé's at the bar, so I said to Beyoncé, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah.’ I was like, ‘She gonna get her a** beat tonight."
"She was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don't do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’"
And now, the internet is determined to find out who bit Beyoncé?
Your honour, here is everything we know so far:
- The incident took place at the after party of Jay-Z's show at the Forum in Inglewood, California on December 21.
- The celebrity guests in attendance at the concert that night, according to various reports are: Michael B Jordan, Rihanna, French Montana, Queen Latifah, G-Eazy, Halsey, Sara Foster, Jen Meyer, James Franco, Charlotte McKinney, Big Sean and Sanaa Lathan. (After a further sleuth into Getty Images and TMZ, no other names on the guest list were mentioned.)
- In the interview with GQ, Tiffany claims that the culprit was an actress who was "doing the mostest."
- In the selfie Beyoncé took with Tiffany, which was reportedly taken after the "bite", she was hiding half of her face.
- Beyoncé knows this person well enough to know they were acting out of character. According to Tiffany, Beyoncé said that "she's not like that all the time."
- Chrissy Teigen knows who it is but she is not breathing a single word.
- It's also someone who Chrissy would NEVER have suspected. (Tiffany has also liked these tweets...)
Update it is NOT the person I think is the worst. IM DONE— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2018
My initial guess was wrong. The real person? I *never* would have guessed. I’VE SAID TOO MUCH— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2018
With that information, Twitter went to work. Fans were quick to place blame on Sanaa Lathan and Sara Foster due to the fact that they were two of the three actresses (four, if you wanna lay that claim on Rihanna) in attendance. Queen Latifah? She's automatically excused from court. Queen Latifah is VERY rich and very into minding her own business. And Rihanna? Biting Beyoncé doesn't seem like something she'd even bother getting out of bed for.
Someone even went to extreme sleuthing lengths to place the blame on Scarlett Johansson. Unfortunately, this thread has now been ruled void as the picture of Scarlett in a car was reportedly from the SNL afterparty around September 2017.
I'm just gonna leave this here#WhoBitBeyonce pic.twitter.com/bUCAuvzhAk— Maytte Kiliaha 🇲🇽 (@Maytte_Horan) March 27, 2018
So far, everyone who has been accused by the Hive of having the audacity to bite their Queen has responded to the claims.
Sara Foster took to Instagram after someone from INSIDER emailed her asking for comment on the accusations. She captioned the photo: "Flattering that anyone thinks I could get this close to Beyoncé."
Sanaa Lathan, who was immediately swamped with emojis and Instagram comments after the Hive decided it was her, also responded via Twitter.
Y’all are funny. Under no circumstances did I bite Beyonce and if I did it would’ve been a love bite 💋— Sanaa Lathan (@justsanaa) March 26, 2018
Taraji P. Henson's name was also thrown in the ring but was immediately thrown back out by Tiffany herself.
No it wasn’t— Tiffany Haddish (@TiffanyHaddish) March 26, 2018
Gwyneth Paltrow has also had her name cleared by Chrissy Teigen. There are also no reports that she was even in town on the night the after party happened.
With no leads and several denials, Twitter is now turning to other actresses outside of the Carter circle. Jennifer Lawrence, Lena Dunham (bookies' favourite), Amy Schumer and Bella Thorne (?!?!?!!!!) have all been accused but there's no evidence to suggest they were at the party. Nor would they have ever been allowed to get so close to Beyoncé.
Congratulations to all our WHO BIT BEYONCÉ finalists: pic.twitter.com/08bwAokcpb— Gabe Gonzalez (@gaybonez) March 26, 2018
Although, someone has the tip off on the fact that we should maybe look closer to home...?
The whole “actress bit Beyoncè” is a coverup. There’s only one human on earth who would have the audacity to harm Beyoncè that Beyoncè would defend. #WhoBitBeyonce pic.twitter.com/tnRGGNll23— Kevin Gnapoor (@FattusMattus) March 26, 2018
Just to make it clear: We have no idea who bit Beyoncé, nor are we ready to accuse anyone without concrete evidence. Even Beyoncé's reps haven't got a clue. When GQ sought confirmation from her team, her rep replied, "I absolutely cannot comment on any of this, as I have no knowledge."
If Tiffany is telling truth, then we're gonna need to employ Olivia Pope's crisis management tactics immediately. The forensic evidence may now have been scrubbed but we, the internet, will not let this case go cold. If we need to bribe Chrissy into spilling the tea before the Carter NDA gets her, we might be onto something.
This is not a case for the FBI. This is case for Solange Piaget Knowles-Ferguson.
This is not a case for the police. #WhoBitBeyonce pic.twitter.com/t5COPMWhWh— saaaaïd (@Saidamar) March 26, 2018