9 Universal Stages Of A Relationship, As Told By Fall Out Boy

20 November 2015, 12:52 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

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By Victoria Pavlova

We've all been there.

FOB are notorious for their... how do we put this... eccentric lyrics. Ok, let's be honest, they're f**ing weird. But did you know that their songs also serve as perfect relationship anthems? True story. Here's what we mean. 

1. When you first get that crush.

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And you're Edward Cullen levels of obsessive.

2. When you finally tell them what's what.

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'Cause low-key stalking just isn't an option anymore.

3. Prepping for that first date.

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Everything must be right for bae

4. On that "new relationship" high.

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High-fiving a million angels rn.

5. When you're really into them, but they ask for a piece of your pizza.

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It's called *personal* for a reason!!!

6. When you realise it's just not gonna work out.

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I'm sorry, but I'm not *that* sorry tbh.

7. When you just gotta break up.

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Denial is the first stage of grief, boo.

8. When you say you're over them.

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But you still stalk their Twitter on the DL.

9. When you're actually over them.

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The world ain't even ready for your single sass.


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