Fall Out Boy Lullabies Will Give You A Little Less Sixteen Naptimes

10 December 2015, 11:55 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

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By Victoria Pavlova

They are a thing.

Stop whatever you're doing. POP PUNK AMBER ALERT: Fall Out Boy lullabies now exist. Let the soothing tunes of Fall Out Boy put you to sleep, while you dream of Patrick Stump's red robe.

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PopBuzz would like to apologise for the gif above. 

Other than licensing, it looks like FOB themselves haven't had much to do with the album. The collection, produced by a company called Rockabye Baby (cos Fall Out Boy r saving rock'n'roll, u guise!) includes bedtime favourites like  "My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark", "A Little Less Sixteen Candles" and "Dance Dance" among others. 

You can now listen to snippets and/or buy the entire thing on iTunes. 

Honestly we can't wait for the videos. We have so many ideas already. Pete Wentz in a sheep onesie? Joe Trothman wrestling a giant teddy bear? The possibilities are literally endless. Or, you know...

Teletuboy

Once again, we're sorry. 

Happy napping, everyone!

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