Steal My Boy: The Official Larry Stylinson Playlist
2 February 2016, 16:22 | Updated: 28 July 2017, 17:23
They don’t know about us.
It's been a tough month for HMS Larry.
We started the month reeling from Harry's vacation to St Barts with his new girlfriend, then there was the arrival of Louis' baby, but the worst was yet to come: the "History" video.
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HARRY AND LOUIS HARDLY EVEN LOOKED AT EACH OTHER IN THE VIDEO? LIKE WTF IS HAPPENING? WHY DIDN'T THEY INCLUDE THIS?
It was like watching divorced parents who both turn up at their kid's birthday party "for the sake of the children" but actually hate each other so they make no effort to talk to each other. IT'S SO SAD.
These are truly dark times. To make ourselves feel better, we've made a Larry playlist to help us pass through this darkness into the light. Stay strong, guys. As long as they are both alive, there is still hope.
1) Paramore - "Still Into You"
"It's not a walk in the park / To love each other / But when our fingers interlock /Can't deny, can't deny you're worth it"
2) Taylor Swift - "Out of the Woods"
"Are we out of the woods? / Are we in the clear yet?"
3) Natalie Imbruglia - "Torn"
"I thought, I saw a man brought to life / He was warm, he came around and he was dignified / He showed me what it was to cry"
4) Zayn Malik - "Pillow Talk"
"I'm seeing the pain, seeing the pleasure / Nobody but you, 'body but me, 'body but us / Bodies together"
5) Plain White T's - "Hey There Delilah"
"A thousand miles seems pretty far / But they've got planes and trains and cars / I'd walk to you if I had no other way"
6) Carly Rae Jepson - "Boy Problems"
"Boy problems, who's got 'em? / I've got them too / Boy trouble, you've got trouble / Don't know what to do"
7) Chairlift - "Moth to a Flame"
"I can't help it I'm a moth to a flame"
8) Black Eyed Peas - "Meet Me Half Way"
"Meet me halfway, right at the borderline / That's where I'm gonna wait for you / I'll be lookin out, night n' day"
9) Natasha Bedingfield - "I Wanna Have Your Babies"
"Trust me it would scare you if you knew what was goin' on in my brain / Trust me it would scare you that I've picked out the church all the schools all the names"
10) One Direction - "I Want to Write You a Song"
"Everything I need I get from you / Givin' back is all I wanna do"