7 Reasons Brendon Urie As Drisella Kokane Would Slay “RuPaul’s Drag Race"

25 July 2016, 15:27 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

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James Wilson-Taylor

By James Wilson-Taylor

Here's why Drisella would definitely win the next season of Ru Paul.

Meet Drisella Kokane.

She's a different kind of drag queen. The kind of drag queen that survives on a strict diet of champagne, cocaine and gasoline (and most things in between). She's not a big fan of shirts and can do a mean back flip. And with all this talent, there is just one question that keeps bugging us...

Why hasn't she entered drag race yet?

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Here's why she'd be the perfect contestant for next season.

1) She knows how to dish out important life advice.

 

2) She already has her very own merch line.

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3) She brings all the real talk on a regular basis.

 

4) She already rolls like a baller on a fancy private jet.

 

5) Like, regularly.

 

6) She makes those high heels WORK!!!

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7) ...oh and she's already got the perfect sassy catchphrase sorted.

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Sashay you stay Drisella!

So, why hasn't she entered Drag Race yet?

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The campaign starts here.

If you are lucky, a wild Drisella Kokane may appear over at the snapchat of her good friend, Brendon Urie.

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