Every Single Version Of The “Old Taylor” Killed In Taylor Swift’s New Music Video
30 August 2017, 12:18
New Taylor spared NO ONE.
Now that we've all recovered from Taylor Swift's mind-blowing and savage video for Look What You Made Me Do, it's time we payed tribute to each and every version of Taylor that tragically lost their lives in the video.
Towards the end of the video, we see the New Taylor™ standing a top a mountain of Old Taylors™, each one trying to claw their way over each other so they can get back to the top where they belong. Then they all start toppling to the ground.
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At the VERY end of the video, we only see 14 of those different Taylor's arguing and dragging each other (15 if you count the supposed 'Real Taylor™' on the wing of the TS6 airplane, one for each track on her new album) but upon closer inspection, fans have noticed almost 30 different versions of Taylor in that heap of personalities.
And so, with the help of the internet, here's every single version* of Old Taylor™ that New Taylor™ killed. We'll light a candle for each one as we go. (*There's actually way more but they're almost impossible to pinpoint.)
1) 'Red' Tour Taylor
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2) '1989' Tour Tinkerbell Taylor
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3) 'Shake It Off' Ballerina Taylor
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4) 'Shake It Off' Cheerleader Taylor
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5) 2014 ACM Awards Taylor
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6) '22' Video Taylor
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7) '1989' album cover Taylor
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8) 2015 Billboard Awards Taylor
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9) 2015 VMAs Taylor
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10) 2014 VMAs Taylor
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11) 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' Pyjamas Taylor
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12) 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' Red Polka Dot Shirt Taylor
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13) 'You Belong With Me' Junior Jewels t-shirt Taylor
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14) Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Taylor
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15) Fearless Tour Glittery Guitar Taylor
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16) '1989' Tour Sequin Bomber Jacket Taylor
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17) 'I Knew You Were Trouble' Taylor
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18) Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve Silver Sequin Blazer Taylor
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19) "My Boyfriend Is Playing At Coachella" Taylor
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20) 2013 Billboard Awards Taylor
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21) BMI Pop Awards Taylor
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22) Fearless Tour Marching Band Outfit Taylor
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23) 'Red' Tour Letterman Jacket Taylor
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24) 'You Belong With Me' Prom Taylor
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25) 2007 ACM Taylor
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26) 2014 Met Gala Taylor
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27) 'Out of the Woods' Taylor
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28) 2015 iHeart Radio Awards Taylor (Although, could totally be '1989' Tour leather jumpsuit Taylor...)
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29) 2009 VMAs Taylor
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30) And the Vetements boot that Taylor was wearing in her Vogue shoot.
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At least she didn't kill Becky. Well played, Taylor.
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