89 iconic Taylor Swift Lover lyrics for your next Instagram caption

23 August 2019, 14:54 | Updated: 23 August 2019, 16:50

Katie Louise Smith

By Katie Louise Smith

If you don't caption your next selfie with the lyrics, 'If I was out flashing my dollars, I'd be a bitch not a baller...' you're not doing it right.

Today is the day, Lovers. Taylor Swift has shed her snake skin and she has finally arrived with a soft, pastel rainbow-coloured album of romantic ballads, upbeat bops and one absolutely banging song about the sexism she's faced in the industry. (Complete with a lyric about Leonardo DiCaprio, no less.)

The 18-track album, Lover, is jam packed with lyrics that rival some of Taylor's most iconic work. This record has everything: love, happiness, devastatingly emotional references, recommendations for your next trip to London and even a sound bite from her Cats co-star Idris Elba.

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Once again, Taylor's lyrical prowess has come through and provided us all with an endless list of captions that are perfect for your next Instagram upload. Your next fire selfie? Look no further than 'The Man'. Posting a pic of you and your bae? 'I Think He Knows' says hi! Going through a break up? 'I Forgot That You Existed' has got you covered.

Here are the best lyrics from Lover for you to use as your next IG caption:

Best lyrics from Taylor Swift's Lover album to use for Instagram
Best lyrics from Taylor Swift's Lover album to use for Instagram. Picture: Taylor Swift Productions/Republic

For when you're going through a break up - with either your bae or your BFF...

'How many days did I spend thinking 'bout how you did me wrong, wrong, wrong?' - 'I Forgot That You Existed'

'I forgot that you existed and I thought that it would kill me, but it didn't.' - 'I Forgot That You Existed'

'I've got a hundred thrown-out speeches I almost said to you' - 'The Archer'

''Cause all of my enemies started out friends' - 'The Archer'

'My heart, my hips, my body, my love, tryna find a part of me that you didn't touch' -'Death By A Thousand Cuts'

'Flashbacks waking me up, I get drunk, but it’s not enough' - 'Death By A Thousand Cuts'

'Gave you so much, but it wasn't enough but I'll be alright, it's just a thousand cuts' - 'Death By A Thousand Cuts'

'Remember how I said I'd die for you?' - 'False God'

'Why'd I have to break what I love so much?' - 'Afterglow'

'Tell me that you're still mine, tell me that we'll be just fine.' - 'Afterglow'

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For when you're feeling loved up AF...

'Your name on my lips, tounge-tied' - 'I Forgot That You Existed'

'Killing me slow, out the window, I’m always waiting for you to be waiting below.' - 'Cruel Summer'

'And I ain't gotta tell him, I think he knows. - 'I Think He Knows'

'You know I adore you, I'm crazier for you than I was at 16.' - 'Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince'

'I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings' - 'Paper Rings'

'We were in the backseat, drunk on something stronger than the drinks in the bar - 'Cornelia Street'

'I know heaven’s a thing, I go there when you touch me, honey' - 'False God'

'Hell is when I fight with you but we can patch it up good.' - 'False God'

'Darling, I fancy you.' - 'London Boy'

'He got my heartbeat skipping down 16th Avenue.' - 'I Think He Knows'

'I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you.' - 'Daylight'

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For when you're posing with your Lover™...

'And there's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you, dear.' -'Lover'

'Have I known you twenty seconds or twenty years?' - 'Lover'

'Can we always be this close forever and ever?' - 'Lover'

'And I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you' - 'Lover'

'I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all.' - 'Lover'

'All's well that ends well to end up with you,' - 'Lover'

'At every table, I'll save you a seat, lover,' - 'Lover'

'He got that boyish look that I like in a man.' - 'I Think He Knows'

'It's you and me, there's nothing like this, Miss Americana and The Heartbreak Prince' - 'Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince'

'I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this' - 'Paper Rings'

'Wrap your arms around me, baby boy.' - 'Paper Rings'

'I saw the dimples first and then I heard the accent.' - 'London Boy'

'Without all the exes, fights, and flaws we wouldn't be standing here so tall.' - 'Paper Rings'

'Something gave you the nerve to touch my hand.' - 'It's Nice To Have A Friend'

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For when you're feeling like a boss ass bitch (to accompany a fire selfie)...

'Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes and if I bleed, you'll be the last to know.' - 'Cruel Summer'

'What doesn't kill me makes me want you more.' - 'Cruel Summer'

'"I love you," ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?' - 'Cruel Summer'

'I would be complex, I would be cool, they'd say I played the field before I found someone to commit to.' - 'The Man'

'Every conquest I had made would make me more of a boss to you.' - 'The Man'

'‘Cause if I was a man, then I'd be The Man.' - 'The Man'

'And they would toast to me or let the players play, I'd be just like Leo in Saint-Tropez' - 'The Man'

'If I was out flashing my dollars, I'd be a bitch not a baller' - 'The Man'

'Who could ever leave me, darling but who could stay? - 'The Archer'

'Wanna see what's under that attitude.' - 'I Think He Knows'

'He better lock it down or I won't stick around 'cause good ones never wait. - 'I Think He Knows'

'He's so obsessed with me and, boy, I understand.' - 'I Think He Knows'

'They whisper in the hallway, "She's a bad, bad girl."' - 'Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince'

'Kiss me once 'cause you know I had a long night, kiss me twice 'cause it's gonna be alright.' - 'Paper Rings'

'Babe, don't threaten me with a good time.' - 'London Boy'

'You're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón and I'm just like, damn, it's 7 AM' - 'You Need To Calm Down'

'Snakes and stones never broke my bones.' - 'You Need To Calm Down'

'Shade never made anybody less gay' - 'You Need To Calm Down'

'Meet me in the afterglow.' - 'Afterglow'

'I promise that you'll never find another like me.' - 'ME!'

'You can't spell "awesome" without "me"' - 'ME!'

'I'm the only one of me. Baby, that's the fun of me.' - 'ME!'

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For when you're just in your damn feelings...

'In my feelings more than Drake.' - 'I Forgot That You Existed'

'You say that we'll just screw it up in these trying times.' - 'Cruel Summer'

'I'm drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar.' - 'Cruel Summer'

'Said I'm fine, but it wasn't true, I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you.' - 'Cruel Summer'

'My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue.' - 'Lover'

'Easy they come, easy they go I jump from the train, I ride off alone' - 'The Archer'

'It's like I'm 17, nobody understands. No one understands.' - 'I Think He Knows'

'I'm lost in the lights, American glory faded before me.' - 'Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince'

'Running through rose thorns, I saw the scoreboard and ran for my life.' - 'Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince'

'We're so sad, we paint the town blue. Voted most likely to run away with you.' - 'Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince'

'And I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends.' - 'Cornelia Street'

'And I hate to make this all about me but who am I supposed to talk to? What am I supposed to do if there's no you? - 'Soon You'll Get Better'

'Staring out the window like I’m not your favourite town.' - 'False God'

'Luck of the draw only draws the unlucky.' - 'Daylight'

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For when you're feeling deep and philosophical...

'It isn't love, it isn't hate, it's just indifference.' - 'I Forgot That You Existed'

'Fever dream high in the quiet of the night.' - 'Cruel Summer'

'I’m so sick of running as fast as I can, wondering if I'd get there quicker if I was a man.' - 'The Man'

'Combat, I'm ready for combat I say I don't want that, but what if I do?' - 'The Archer'

'Boys will be boys then, where are the wise men?' - 'Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince'

'That's the kinda heartbreak time could never mend.' - 'Cornelia Street'

'I packed my bags, left Cornelia Street before you even knew I was gone.' - 'Cornelia Street'

'Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts.' - 'Death By A Thousands Cuts'

'I look through the windows of this love, even though we boarded them up' - 'Death By A Thousands Cuts'

'You said it was a great love, one for the ages but if the story's over, why am I still writing pages?' - 'Death By A Thousands Cuts'

'I take the long way home, I ask the traffic lights if it'll be alright. They say, "I don't know"' - 'Death By A Thousands Cuts'

'I know delusion when I see it in the mirror.' - 'Soon You'll Get Better'

'They say the road gets hard and you get lost, when you're led by blind faith.' - 'False God'

'But I've learned a lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun.' - 'You Need To Calm Down'

'Fighting with a true love is boxing with no gloves.' - 'Afterglow'

'I've been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night and now I see daylight, I only see daylight' - 'Daylight'

'I wanna be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate.' - 'Daylight'