They tried to make me go cold turkey.
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24 Pictures Of Zayn Malik That Were Responsible For My Hospitalisation
16. They tried to make me go cold turkey.
They jokingly referred to it as 'cold zany'. I didn't find it funny, mostly because it was a terrible pun. 'Zayn' sounds nothing like 'turkey'. They were obviously complete idiots. I went back to my old ways of looking up pictures and falling into long, dark Zayndreams.