How To Deal With Your Favourite Band In Crisis
15 December 2015, 11:25
All we know is falling.
It's official. 2015 was the year you realised that nothing was sacred and your fandom could be blown into pieces in the blink of an eye. It happened to One Direction and it was only a matter of time until a pop punk fav shared some devastating news.
Paramore shared the news that bassist Jeremy Davis would be leaving the group and I guess everything we ever knew was a damn dirty lie.
Paramore will now be a duo (wth?) and people aren't taking it well.
paramore and jeremy davis is trending i am many tears— bel (@almightyljp) December 15, 2015
almost 5 yrs ago, we were reading the announcement of Josh and Zac leaving Paramore now here we are reading that jeremy is leaving.— Victorique De Blois (@bandsexual1997) December 15, 2015
Not to worry. We're experts now in our favs breaking our hearts (we're looking at you, MCR) and we know just how to get over the devastation of our favs in crisis.
Step 1: Rediscover the will to live.
Step 2: Listen to the self-titled 100 times and remember simpler times.
Step 3: Avoid Wikipedia at ALL COSTS.
Step 4: Try to trick people into thinking you're okay.
Step 5: Sit and patiently wait for someone else to join the band.
Step 6: Or a Hayley Williams solo project?