RANKED: 9 Times Popstars Pretended They Were Jesus

8 February 2016, 17:29 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

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James Wilson-Taylor

By James Wilson-Taylor

Let us pray...

Let's face it, most of our fave pop stars tend to have an ego the size of Brendon Urie's forehead. This often manifests itself in the use of Jesus-poses, showing all around them that, while other people may be on stage, they are the closest to God. But which of the many variations is the best? Let's rank them!

9) Harry Styles


Flaming Jesus.

8) Justin Bieber

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Comedy Central

Egg-splattered Jesus.

7) Kanye West

Rolling Stone

"Not very subtle" Jesus.

6) Michael Jackson


Windswept Jesus.

5) Billie Joe Armstrong


Jesus Of Suburbia.

4) Jason Derulo


Cross-legged Jesus.

3) Matty Healy


Scruffy Mancunian Jesus.

2) Brendon Urie


Underwater Jesus.

1) Madonna

Glitter crucifix Jesus - that's dedication.

God bless you all.



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