Flight Of The Conchords Just Announced A New Tour - Hold Onto Your Keytars!
1 March 2016, 14:50 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
BRET AND JEMAINE, YOU GOT IT GOING ON.
Ever since Flight Of The Conchords went on hiatus, life has been an actual uphill struggle. We mean, there was news of a 10-date New Zealand tour and confirmation of a movie (albeit with no deadline) but it didn't quiiiiiiiiite satisfy us - you know what we mean? That was however... UNTIL NOW.
Dust off your synthesisers everybody, because Bret and Jermaine are BACK. They're back and their reunited for an official 28-city US Tour that will feature - wait for it - NEW. MUSIC. No word yet on whether there will be a second UK leg added to the 'Flight Of The Conchords Sing Flight Of The Conchords' so if you need us, we'll be rocking a corner clutching the YouTube URLs of all the fan footage.
To celebrate, we've decided to rank our favourite Flight Of The Conchords song.
But before we do, let's just have a quick band meeting... Bret? Yup. Jemaine? Yis. Murray? PRISENT! Ok, let's go...
10) Leggy Blonde
Best Lyric: "I had a budgie but it died / Whoa-oh whoa, I like pie"
9) She's So Hot... Boom!
Best Lyrics: "Oh my god, she's so hot / She's so flippin' hot, she's like a curry!"
8) Too Many Mother 'Uckers
Best Lyrics: "Then... sh'... Granny Smith... f'... / ...up... an avocado... ...'uck... 'an... 'n..."
7) Inner City Pressure
6) I'm Not Crying
Best Lyrics: "I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand / For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland."
5) The Humans Are Dead
Best Lyrics: "We used poisonous gases / And we poisoned their asses."
4) HipHopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
Best Lyrics: "Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist / But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this."
Best Lyrics: "Do you have one really funky sequinned space suit, Bowie? / Or do you have several CH-CH-CHAAAANGES?"
2) Bret, You've Got It Going On
Best Lyrics: “Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / that he thinks his booty is fly?”
1) Albi The Racist Dragon
Best Lyrics: "'What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday?' / Grumbled Albi, quite racistly."