This Twitter Account Reveals How Your Fave Artists Write Songs

11 January 2016, 16:42 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

By Alim Kheraj

This is too tru.

While we love music and stan as hard for artists as much as you do, we're not beyond poking fun at them.

So when we came across this Twitter thread about how certain artists write songs we were SCREAMING. This is so on point.

Halsey

Halsey writing songs: my cold hands his pale skin his dead heart we shattered cigarettes i am biracial bipolar bisexual
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) December 31, 2015

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez writing songs: your baby bottle's squirting milk we hung upside-down on monkey bars i wear diapers fuck me on your tricycle
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Rey writing songs: American pussy Cocaine in your brain My Hollywood red party dress daddy Shooting heroin in the Chateau Marmont
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Lorde

Lorde writing songs: we are young we are ugly just for fun punch my friend in the face driving in your parents' car setting clothes on fire
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

FKA Twigs

FKA twigs writing songs: i am a skeleton fuck me hard *screaming for 20 seconds* use me like a drug i will be your dope girl dildo puppets
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Marina and the Diamonds

Marina and the Diamonds writing songs: You are beautifully impure I am a feminist Ellie Goulding is an UGLY WHORE I literally hate my fans
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Taylor Swift

Ariana Grande writing songs: Mmm fwubdyieh I like it I like it *moaning and yelling* Boy, you know you got me *incomprehensible mumbling* Oh
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga writing songs: Art fucker, put your paintbrush on my easel Paint me in your colors Ride me like a weasel La La Gaga, Oh Ma Ma
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj writing songs: Cookie taste like jolly ranchers My flow so sick, dying of cancers He eat my ass Give him brain like we in class
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Beyoncé

Beyoncé writing songs: *dots i's and crosses t's* Ooh I know he want this I'mma let him have it Watermelon surfboard Make it clap Clap Clap!
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Rihanna

Rihanna writing songs: We smokin on that He give me that good good You know I like it fat Fuck me with a chainsaw Fill my cup We fucked up!
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus writing songs: Smoke pot and pop molly Last name Cyrus, first Miley I miss my dead dog Why did they die LSD sunrise ocean fuck
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

One Direction

One Direction writing songs: I can taste her We danced Her mother wasn't home She was so beautiful Oh Oh Oh That was the summer Hotel rooms
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

5SOS

5 Seconds of Summer writing songs: We are so angry we are broken teens My mom told me to turn the music down FUCK YOU MOM NA NA NA NA NA NA
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez writing songs: *whispering* My heart was yours You only wanted those whores I need to move on Now that you're gone I am new Ooh
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber writing songs: I am human I make mistakes What about the children Please pray for me *falsetto* HEeEEeeEEE!!! I didn't mean it
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Iggy Azalea

Iggy Azalea writing songs: FWUISFD GOT THESE BITCHES SO SCARED IGGY IGGY IGGY BOOTY TOO BIGGY NO MONEY NO FAMILY 16 IN THE MIDDLE OF MIAMI
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots writing songs: ØH YØU BRØKE ME DØWN IN THE CAR RADIØ WE ARE ØN FIRE ANXIETY ØN THE MØØN WITH YØU MY DEPRESSIØN IN MY MIND
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Meghan Trainor

Meghan Trainor writing songs: Skinny bitches should die Look at all this BASS! I shake my booty He wanna TASTE *loud shrieking* OOohWHOUAHOH
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 9, 2016

Sam Smith

Sam Smith writing songs: I am gay Why didn't he swipe right My heart is aching I am so lonely *high-pitched moans* AAAHOAUHWUAW AHOUHWAOUAH
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 10, 2016

Bjork

Björk writing songs: (Icelandic mumbling) We were dolphins Love was our ocean Fuck me in my BLOWHOLE (screaming) I DROWNED!!! DEATH!!!!
— MY DEMONS.. (@HolySiaFurler) January 10, 2016