Noah Cyrus Is Selling 12 Of Her Tears For $12,000 As Merch And WTF

20 September 2018, 17:48

By Sam Prance

This was unexpected...

Noah Cyrus is having a major year. Not only has she released multiple critically acclaimed singles (from 'We Are... (feat. MØ)' to 'Lately', the 18-year-old never fails to impress us) but, after months of anticipation, she if finally releasing her debut EP Good Cry tomorrow. We can't wait to hear it.

That's not all though. The 'Make Me (Cry)' singer has just teamed up with beloved meme and merch store PizzaSlime to put out an exclusive range of merchandise and it's pretty amazing. From t-shirts featuring her famous father Billy Rae Cyrus on them with Post Malone style tattoos to 'sry I'm trash' hoodies, we're obsessed. However, it's one item in particular that is making fans go 'WTF?!'

Noah Cyrus
Noah Cyrus. Picture: Sipa USA/SIPA USA/PA Images // Channel Nine Australia

Alongside all of the usual merch items that you would expect to see, like mugs and apparel, Noah is selling a small bottle of her own tears. Well approximately 12 tears to be specific. Oh and she's selling the item for a whopping $12,000. Wait what? No we're not joking. If you have a lot of cash to spare and head on over to PizzaSlime right now you can genuinely invest in a file of Noah's tears.

The description for the product reads: "This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness". Scream. It also features the warning: "Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super fucking weird if you drank someone else's tears". Okay. Noah is trolling us and we are lowkey into it.


The tears are available alongside the rest of Noah's merch for just 48 hours, so head on over to PizzaSlime now if you fancy purchasing them or anything else.

What do you think? Would you pay $12,000 for Noah's tears? Lets us know in the comments below.