Donald Trump Was Attacked By An Eagle: Here's Why We're Team Eagle

10 December 2015, 10:45 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

Donald Trump eagle attack
Nicky Idika

By Nicky Idika

The bald eagle is a symbol of American freedom. The irony is killing us.

This is a bald eagle. His name is Uncle Sam and he was recently asked to take part in a photoshoot starring him and Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump. 


A photo posted by TIME Magazine (@time) onAug 20, 2015 at 9:36am PDT

27 year old Uncle Sam agreed to the Time Magazine photoshoot because he was not in a position (professionally) to turn down the gig. An eagle's gotta eat, right? Sources say, however, that Mr.Sam would much rather have had an audience with Senator Bernie Sanders. 

Perhaps, in response to this tweet,

Time Magazine released video footage of Donald Trump being attacked by Uncle Sam.

Trump can be seen dodging Uncle Sam who seemed like he really didn't want photographic evidence that he had ever met the billionaire real estate developer. 

Here's why Uncle Sam was right. It's all symbolism. Uncle Sam is a symbol of the American people and Donald Trump is a controversial figure. If this bald eagle doesn't stick it to The Donald then who will? Also, many animals can sense when people are wack as hell. 

Uncle Sam was not immediately available for comment but onlookers say they heard the bird scream the following just before the attacks:

My wife is an immigrant! I'm so done with you.

Uncle Sam, 27 year old bald eagle

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