Kim Kardashian is being roasted for her "tampon" Christmas decorations
9 December 2019, 13:49 | Updated: 9 December 2019, 13:59
Newsflash: tinsel and baubles are out – tampons are in.
When it comes to interior design, it's safe to say the internet doesn't always agree with Kim Kardashian's choices. Kim Kardashian's bathroom sink famously went viral after it appeared to be just one huge concrete slab. The SKIMS mogul confirmed that wasn't the case, though, but can she explain her choice in Christmas decor? The internet is reeling over Kim's choice of Christmas decorations. Some have even compared them to "tampons" and "dildos". I-
In case you don't know, Kim's house has a clear theme. In April 2019, Kim opened the doors of her minimal mansion in Calabasas, California, for Vogue's 73 Questions. As you can imagine, it's decorated in her husband Kanye West's minimalist "monastery" vision. Everything is in a natural hue and it's, um, kind of empty.
So, Kim chose Christmas decorations that would fit with that kind of vibe. Minimal, white and…tampon-like. On her Instagram Story, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star showed off her corridor lined with long white tubes. There were also white, fluffy balls lining the sides of the walkway that we can only assume are snowballs.
Of course, her huge Christmas tree was all white too and covered in – take a guess – white lights. "I love these. They’re so whimsical, like Whoville, but all white," Kim said in the video, referring to the fictional town in How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
We know Kim's festive design choices were probably real expensive and all but…where is the tinsel? The baubles? Some colour?
Needless to say, the internet was extremely confused.
Someone please tell Kim Kardashian that these are not Christmas trees these are giant tampons... pic.twitter.com/G5ngCDo58Z— Sidra (@ByeGuys19) December 6, 2019
Therapist: Kim kardashians Christmas decoration is not real it can’t hurt you— 🌚 (@p_cklerick) December 6, 2019
Kim kardashians Christmas decorations: pic.twitter.com/A00uPXPEfs
I am actually so confused at Kim Kardashian’s Christmas trees or decorations or whatever the fuck they are 🤯🤔 JUST STICK A TREE WITH LIGHTS AND TINSEL UP AND BE DONE WITH IT. pic.twitter.com/JzMKtQX5cr— Alice May Dear (@According2Al) December 6, 2019
Welcome to this tutorial about how to get the Kim Kardashian look in your home for Christmas. The first thing you'll need is about 10 rolls of paper towels and a sharp X-acto knife... start sawing. pic.twitter.com/CAKzwCJLeb— Elisabeth Pimentel (@Ellayyyyee) December 6, 2019
Kim Kardashian’s new Christmas decks honestly look like large sex toys, anal beads. Large ribbed dilldo. clit stimulator with the point Like jeez. Or maybes tampons.. anything that can be inserted, awful. Just awful. Christmas it the time for family kim 👀😂 pic.twitter.com/qr3Lsd7HWD— shaunna east (@shaunnaeast) December 8, 2019
So Paris has a But plug, Kim Kardashian has tampons as Christmas decoration’s... what kind of sick Christmas is this 😫 pic.twitter.com/zdw9pfDJfF— Rita Alakija (@rita_alakija) December 7, 2019
Why has Kim Kardashian West got a giant tampon in her hallway pic.twitter.com/p3wV09svCV— Hann (@HannMilburnx) December 6, 2019