Unhappy Meal: Teenagers Are Being McBanned From McDonalds

2 March 2016, 11:13 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

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Woodrow Whyte

By Woodrow Whyte

What The McF*ck?!

They are the words no Chicken McNugget loving teenager should ever hear.

As reported by the BBC, some branches of McDonalds will be banning under-18s from inside their restaurants because of anti-social behaviour.

And it gets worse...they're banning them from KFC too!


But don't worry, huns, it probably doesn't affect you. The measures are being taken after a fight broke out between 20 teenagers near a branch in Stoke-on-Trent, England, a few weeks ago. Armed officers and even a helicopter(!) were called after reports of gun fire were heard.

Now we know paying for extra sauce is a sore subject for many but, guys, this is completely out of control. Ya'll shouldn't be shooting each other for BBQ sauce? Chill the F- out.


Kids up in the mean streets of Stoke-on-Trent will now have to be accompanied by someone over-18 if they wish to eat in a branch. Otherwise they'll have to get take out. Our thought and prayers are with the precious babies of Stoke-on-Trent during this terrible McTime.

Moral of the story: you need to leave your beef at home if you wanna eat at McDonalds.


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