This Platinum "Frozen" Calendar Can Be Yours For The Low, Low Price Of 100 Million Yen
5 December 2014, 11:56 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
Because the world was in need of Frozen merch worth the price of a house.
If a line of Frozen merchandise from Comme des Garçons wasn't high class enough for you, WORRY NOT - we've got something new to add to your growing collection.
Japanese jewellery manufacturer Ginza Tanaka is selling a new Frozen-inspired line, which includes a 2015 calendar featuring your favourite character's from last year's Disney smash hit.
It is 20" x 30" in size, weighs 22lbs - oh, and is made from pure platinum.
WE MUST HAVE IT.
If someone you know happens to have the wealth of a queen lying around, then you can add one of these babies to your Christmas list. All it will cost is a measly ¥100,000,000.
That works out as approximately £530,186, by the way.
Or you could just ask for socks to help you forget.