Pornhub's Christmas Single Is Probably Going To Sound Exactly As You Expect

18 November 2014, 16:58 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

Screencap from Pornhub's Christmas Single Teaser
Liam Dryden

By Liam Dryden

In the past, the chart race for Christmas No.1 has seen competition from the X Factor, Rage Against the Machine, and Bob the Builder.

This year, adult entertainment giant Pornhub is now throwing its Santa hat into the ring. Hopefully it wasn't covering anything.

In the teaser video below, pornstar Brooklyn Blue leads the 'TVXbabes' - a band comprised of performers from UK adult channel Television X (really) in their single 'Coming For Christmas' (REALLY) in association with 'Pornhub Records' (REALLY REALLY). It sounds... maybe about as bad as you'd expect.


Pre-orders for the single have started on iTunes, and TVX and Pornhub are aiming to be big contenders in the race to Christmas No.1. We... wish them luck?

And just in case you skipped over the video, either because you're in the workplace or you're not interested in your ears bleeding, we've got the lyrics of the first verse for you right here:


Clearly the true message of Christmas.

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