New Website ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.Com Will Do Exactly This For The Low Low Price Of $9.99
14 January 2015, 17:40 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
Revenge can be so expensive :( here's your solution.
I don't know about you, but I have many, many enemies. Unfortunately though for glitter-feud purposes, most of them are not corporeal beings so this new website is not really something I can totally use for my benefit.
My main feud -thanks for asking- is with stuff like cat food packets which won't open so you have to open them with your teeth and then it opens suddenly and then you get to know real quick what beef and rabbit jelly tastes like and it... Uh, well, you see why this may not be relevant to me.
Aside from this, for people with real-time, real-life enemies this website could be the one for you:
Glitter, like sand, will get everywhere EVERYWHERE. And if you're not sure on the power of glitter as a tool of revenge, here are some site reviews from glitter senders/receivers.
LOL!
We actually did some historical Twitter research on revenge power of glitter and its efficacy is absolutely dead on.
Who put the glitter in my vents in my car just got all over me
— Zade Deitz (@ZadeDeitz23) January 5, 2015
Ffs mums a prick just had a bath in some of her bath stuff and now got glitter all over me wtf
— Earnie (@earnie14) July 31, 2014
I just got attacked my 10 8 year olds, and they put temporary tattoos all over my face and threw glitter all over me. #keshastatus
— Justic (@justicebarnes_) March 25, 2012
I just got attacked by a unicorn...that mofo stab me w/her horn and now i got this damn glitter all over me...woooosaaaaah!
— Reign (@supreme_reign) November 23, 2011
Just got glitter all over me oh fuck why me god why
— Gino Vs Everybody (@GinoTheGhost) November 13, 2013
Sold.
Unfortunately though, at the moment there are too many people on the site trying to exact their revenge, so there will be no more orders taken today... But the website is still worth a look if only for the unnecessary angry site FAQs.
They also, well like everyone, have some real beef with PAYPAL.
Hmm... This is true. PayPal are a**holes. Hmm...***
