Gywneth Paltrow's brand Goop is selling a $75 vagina-scented candle
13 January 2020, 15:03
Because you've probably been wondering what Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smells like your whole life.
Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website Goop has delivered with some, erm, weird and wonderful products and advice since it launched in 2008. If you remember, Goop once championed the practice of inserting $80 jade or rose quartz eggs into the vagina to "balance hormones, regulate menstrual cycles, prevent uterine prolapse, and increase bladder control". And in 2016, Gwyneth revealed she was into vagina steaming, a controversial beauty treatment.
Well, in other vagina-related news, now you can actually buy a vagina-scented candle.
Apparently, the name for the candle started accidentally, after Gwyneth said: "Uhhh..this smells like a vagina," while testing scents with perfumer Douglas Little.
"With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth," the product description reads.
And the price of the "beautifully unexpected scent"? $75. Yep, smelling like a vagina doesn't come cheap.
Naturally, the internet had something to say about Goop's latest product.
i cannot believe— Elizabeth May (@_ElizabethMay) January 11, 2020
I CANNOT BELIEVE
I C A N N O T B E L I E V E
that some of you out there spent $75 on a fucking candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina
this goddamn candle IS SOLD OUT
all of you need a time out
you're all fired
TIME FOR JAIL
Fifty seven pound for a candle that smells like someone’s vagina.— Sheena (@sarky_sheena) January 11, 2020
You can smell mine for a fiver.
That Gwyneth Paltrow vagina scented candle is gonna be great for cheating men. "Nobody was here, baby. I'm burning a Gwyneth."— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) January 12, 2020
Gwyneth Paltrow came out with a $75 candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina.”— Mindy Robinson 🇺🇸 (@iheartmindy) January 12, 2020
So what do you guys think it smells like? I’m going with kale and turtle water. 👌🏻
Loving my new Gwyneth Paltrow vagina scented candle. pic.twitter.com/bo3FBWVHtT— JMS (@JMScomedy) January 12, 2020
I’m just gonna say it:— Ida Skibenes ❄️ (@ida_skibenes) January 12, 2020
If you have $75 to spend on a fucking candle that smells like a vagina, you should definitely sit down and stfu the next time you feel like saying “I’m not gonna pay for anyone’s healthcare”.
Sadly, if you wanted a whiff of the real Gwyneth, you're out of luck. The candle is currently sold out. However, there is a waiting list so you can be notified as soon as it comes back in stock.