Topshop Is Selling "Clear Knee Mom Jeans" And The Internet Is Going Wild
14 March 2017, 11:39 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
U ok, Topshop?
We all know that fashion is subjective. You and your friends don't all have the same taste in clothes, and that's OK.
However, I'm going to have to subjectively object to these Topshop jeans on the grounds that this is a fashion look I am not yet ready for.
What you're looking at here is a pair of high-waisted, tapered Topshop jeans (currently retailing at £50). They're very cute and functional and come with the perfect see-through knee panel to make sure your best asset is always on display.
Predictably, the internet has some opinions about Topshop's "MOTO Clear Panel Mom Jeans"
DOROTHY PARKER: What fresh hell is this?— Una LaMarche (@sassycurmudgeon) March 13, 2017
TOPSHOP: Thank you for asking! These are our "Clear Knee Mom Jeans." pic.twitter.com/QRhmLjKirv
And today's entry in The Who Would Wear This? Contest: https://t.co/3INKfZv8F6— JillCallison (@JillCallison) March 12, 2017
The Clear Knee Mom Jeans pic.twitter.com/Dkx5ygdXtu— Mike T (@majtague) March 13, 2017
But not everyone hates them...
I like the clear knee mom jeans. @ me Bitch.— Josh (@JoshauaHarris) March 14, 2017
I SUPPORT CLEAR KNEE MOM JEANS— Jamirospicer.;ttu,-4 (@issshnang) March 13, 2017
Some people even noted that Topshop denim has been wild for a minute.
We're skeptical now but fast forward to the Zenon, Girl of The 21st Century timeline and I'm sure we'll all be wearing clear knee mom jeans. Talk about Zetus Lupitius, Topshop.