Ladies, There's Now A ‘Vagina Highlighter’ And Things Have Officially Gone Too Far
26 July 2017, 13:16
On a scale of 1-10, how committed are you to the highlighting life?!
Just when you think you've mastered the art of contouring and highlighting, think again ladies because this Scandinavian beauty brand has just created a product that will make you question your level of commitment to the sport and finesse of highlighting... and it's all thanks to your vagina.
Danish brand The Perfect V has created an actual highlighter for your vaj. Yes, really. Anastasia Beverly Hills is shook.
The 'Perfect Shades of V - Very V Luminizer' is described as a "special highlighting cream with skincare benefits" that has a "luminous iridescent color to add some extra prettiness to the V." Oooooook then.
via Shades Of V
But wait - there's more... The company has a whole bunch of products (some useful, to be fair) for your vajayjay including a beauty mist and a firming serum. A F*CKING FIRMING SERUM?! Honestly, what next?!
As if the pressure to have a wrinkle-free face beat for the gawds at all times and cheek bones highlighted so fiercely they could blind several men wasn't enough, now companies are piling on the pressure for vagina owners across the world to start the same process downstairs? Puh-lease.
As you could have already guessed, the product isn't getting a great reception and Twitter absolutely cannot handle it:
I just read about this "vagina highlighter" that's coming out and it's meant to make your vagina "prettier". No, just stop— Sylvie Metcalfe (@SylvieMett) July 26, 2017
When I look at my vagina my first thought is 'this is not even NEARLY glowy and luminous enough! I need vag highlighter STAT' pic.twitter.com/L35RqDNk2c— Lucy (@bellers_) July 25, 2017
Thank goodness there's a highlighter for your vagina now. Was getting well bored with regular non glowing noonie https://t.co/sJ52qFfsJD— Glitz (@GlitterUnicorn) July 26, 2017
There is now a highlighter for the vagina and I am officially done— Allie (@AllisonPompeo) July 21, 2017
Really?! A highlighter for your vagina go shove it up your ass. Women already face enough pressure as it is to look a certain way. pic.twitter.com/048k5vogjT— (@Hellohelloniki) July 20, 2017
Alright well I just found vagina highlighter so that's it I'm done being a woman I can't take it anymore it's too much pressure pic.twitter.com/qjaaPkid4w— MATTIE HINKLEY (@mattiexhinkley) July 24, 2017
Unfortunately for the most committed highlighters amongst us, the product is currently only available in Scandinavia right now so if you're in the US, UK or elsewhere, we're sorry but your vagina will have to wait until July 27th for that poppin' glo-up.
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