This Brand Is Selling A Denim Thong For Festival Season And I Honestly CANNOT
6 April 2018, 12:26
A denim seam right up in there? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
With festival season fast approaching, it's no surprise that brands are pulliing out all the stops to create some buzz for their festival fashion collections. You gotta do what you gotta do to get that coin, right? No matter how outrageous and no matter how inappropriate.
Well, Pretty Little Thing has excelled themselves this year because they've just released a DENIM THONG and it's absolutely wild.
The Mid-Wash Denim Knicker will set you back a reasonable £15 but whether you're into it or not, you won't be able to get your hands on them because they're actually sold out. In every size. People are HONESTLY buying them but whether they're brave enough to wear them... we'll see.
The product description on the site reads: "Dare to wear these fierce denim knickers, girl. Featuring a denim material in a seriously flattering high rise style."
Apparently, according to PLT, you're meant to team them with "some killer chap trousers and matching bralet for a show-stopping festival outfit that is gonna get you noticed for all of the right reasons," but you know what babe, I'm not convinced. In fact, I have several questions...
1. Are you sure about this?
2. Are you SUUUUURE that you're sure about this?
4. Denim shorts riding up too high are uncomfortable as is it, whoooooo in their right mind would wanna subject themselves to this for a full day at a festival?
5. A denim seam right up in there? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Needless to say, the internet can't cope with them either.
I mean I do love Pretty Little Thing, but WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY 😩😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/HrpSx5booQ— . (@fashi0nkiller_) April 3, 2018
Pretty little thing has officially lost the plot hahahahahaaa pic.twitter.com/D8rHXBji8M— BethGilvary (@Bethh_) April 3, 2018
the more i see those denim thong shorts & everyone slating them the more i like them in the basket they go— ashlie (@ashliehndrsn) April 4, 2018
on pretty little thing searching for some denim shorts and come across these. What r u doin😂😭 pic.twitter.com/DJxDwjezFe— Charlie Massey (@CharlieMasseyx) April 3, 2018
Idek anymore 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ like who on the PLT creative team thought “you know what we should do next? A denim thong” https://t.co/Bghk44kdMY— Shohada. (@Shohadaxo) April 3, 2018