Yves Saint Laurent have launched a penis-themed jewellery collection and wow ok

12 November 2018, 13:26 | Updated: 15 November 2018, 15:16

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Yves Saint Laurent have launched a penis-themed jewellery collection. Picture: Yves Saint Laurent/GIPHY
Jazmin Duribe

By Jazmin Duribe

Because who doesn't want a penis hanging from their lobes.

Yves Saint Laurent have launched a new line of jewellery and it'll take you about a millisecond to figure out what the designer was inspired by. The collection features penis-shaped earrings and necklaces made from patinated golden brass. Who knew penises were so popular?

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The intricately designed jewellery even have "Saint Laurent Paris" engraved on the back just so everyone knows it's not any old penis, it's designer dick. So if you're stumped on what to buy the penis-obsessed person in your life, this could be the answer to your phallic prayers.

As you can imagine, once the French fashion house launched their new pieces and it hit the internet, the replies were W-I-L-D.

You'll need a lot of cash if you're thinking of popping these on your Christmas list, though. Surprisingly, penis earrings don't come cheap. If you fancy a pair it'll set you back £215. You can also get a large penis pendant necklace for a steal at £520.

Sadly, the unique design isn't available online. You'll have to go into the store to buy them and share an incredibly awkward moment with the cashier. The only question is, where's the equality? Where are the vagina necklaces at!?