Yves Saint Laurent have launched a penis-themed jewellery collection and wow ok
12 November 2018, 13:26 | Updated: 15 November 2018, 15:16
Because who doesn't want a penis hanging from their lobes.
Yves Saint Laurent have launched a new line of jewellery and it'll take you about a millisecond to figure out what the designer was inspired by. The collection features penis-shaped earrings and necklaces made from patinated golden brass. Who knew penises were so popular?
The intricately designed jewellery even have "Saint Laurent Paris" engraved on the back just so everyone knows it's not any old penis, it's designer dick. So if you're stumped on what to buy the penis-obsessed person in your life, this could be the answer to your phallic prayers.
As you can imagine, once the French fashion house launched their new pieces and it hit the internet, the replies were W-I-L-D.
IDK what's worse, the person wearing brass penis earrings or the fact that they are charging you 345 dollars for the luxury of wearing penis earrings....— Justin Williams (@jjwilliams65) November 9, 2018
So ... Yves Saint Laurent has designed penis shaped necklaces and earrings. For 700 dollars upwards. Not to be a dick about it, but that's a prime example that money can't buy class or taste.— Lorelai (@LorelaiJones) November 11, 2018
Just when we thought we couldn't get any lower. This company comes out with this trash what is this a to my daughter and young girls. This world is definitely going to the devil— Sandra cuthbert (@Sandracuthbert5) November 9, 2018
where do i get the ysl penis earrings and necklace i WANT RHEM— シャ (@s_hrines) November 7, 2018
It’s 2018, so why not go out wearing a beautiful set of penis earrings complete with a matching necklace?— Baldino (@96merseyside) November 11, 2018
The complete set costs £735 - which is a lot to pay to have mini penises dangling from your ears and neck! pic.twitter.com/6W91veOH74
You'll need a lot of cash if you're thinking of popping these on your Christmas list, though. Surprisingly, penis earrings don't come cheap. If you fancy a pair it'll set you back £215. You can also get a large penis pendant necklace for a steal at £520.
Sadly, the unique design isn't available online. You'll have to go into the store to buy them and share an incredibly awkward moment with the cashier. The only question is, where's the equality? Where are the vagina necklaces at!?