The 7 Stages Of Calvin Harris' Face
18 December 2014, 12:01 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
He's hot now in case you didn't realise.
In case you were really asleep these last couple of years, you will have certainly noticed that DJ Calvin Harris has been quietly becoming more and more attractive. As Ryan Gosling slinks into the shadows, Calvin Harris emerges, seemingly stronger and hotter than ever before.
It has now been revealed that Calvin Harris will be the new face of Emporio Armani.
Before we speculate on what sort of witchcraft has fostered such a drastic physical change, let’s reflect on the 7 Stages of Calvin Harris’ Look™.
1) Calvin Harris asks if you're free Saturday night. His punk band is playing at the roller skating venue and he really wants you to go. You tell him you're busy.
2) Calvin Harris leans over to you in Algebra class. "Do you have a pen?"
3) Calvin Harris is folding shirts at Abercrombie & Fitch. "Let me know if you need any help."
4) Calvin Harris is ringing you up at Urban Outfitters. "That will be £62.80. Just put your card in the chip and pin device."
5) You and Calvin Harris have been dating for 6 months and you think he might be 'The One'
6) Calvin Harris' aesthetic is at its apex.
7) Calvin Harris asks you to marry him and you say yes because you're not a fool.
Another behind the scenes pic from Emporio Armani shoot pic.twitter.com/Mb5FVqdWSK— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) December 15, 2014
Calvin Harris is now an Armani model. There is hope for us all (if we get really rich.) pic.twitter.com/dYL7JPpb2w— Clarkey (@ThorsBoyfriend) December 17, 2014