Video Proof That Listening To Taylor Swift At Work Will Increase Productivity By Many Many Percent
13 January 2015, 12:39 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
Many, many percent.
The video is captioned, "This is what happens when I let my employees listen to music in the morning".
The clip appears to feature employees of West Coast sandwich outlet TOGO'S "Great Sandwiches Since 1971". And we're betting any sandwiches made by the hand of these happy employees will taste invariably more delicious than any sandwich made by employees not listening to Taylor Swift. How could this not be true.
Evidence of TS increasing work productivity on Twitter:
If you're looking to become more productive, I suggest listening to Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off". Works for me.— Greg Franko (@GregFranko) October 2, 2014
On busy Mondays.
Listening to Taylor Swift at work makes me more productive.— dom (@D_Seebs) August 21, 2014
Out on the courts.
I work harder when Taylor Swift is on the radio at baseball workouts— Mark Allonardo (@QuackAttackkk) January 9, 2015
For general impetus.
Even people who don't like Taylor Swift are motivated by her.
Ha Taylor swift is my playlist when I work out. She gets me all pissed off and it makes me work harder. #OnlyThingIThankHerFor— Alyxa (@iSnapbackStyles) January 2, 2013
There you have it, listening to Taylor Swift will make you more productive. It's scientifically proven. Send this to your boss/college professor immediately.