PopBuzz Secret Santa: The American Horror Story Gift Guide
10 December 2015, 15:20 | Updated: 6 November 2017, 10:52
Seeing as we're so obsessed with all things American Horror Story at PopBuzz HQ, we thought we'd put together a little gift guide for all of our favourite characters. We put a lot of love and effort into bringing a Merry AHS-Mas to one and all and we're sure you'd all agree that they'll find their gifts very useful. Shall we?
A great gift idea for Tate this holiday season is some nice new face paints. We'd recommend getting them in all different colours so he can jazz up his next look! He'd look so cute as a little kitten or something.
For Sister Jude, we'd obviously have to pick up a vintage copy of Shirley Ellis' The Name Game... And we also took the liberty of making a reservation at one of Massachusetts' critically acclaimed restaurants so Sister Jude can enjoy the finest Coq au vin known to man. AMEN!
What can you get a witch who has it all?! A Front Row meet and greet package to Stevie Nick's next gig, that's what!
Twisty The Clown
Oh... we'd obviously have to pay for Twisty to have some dental work. And the exchange would have to be online because we really reaaaally don't want to meet him in person.
BAGS AND BAGS AND BAGS AND BAGS OF BALENCIAGA SWAG.
Putting together a cute hamper of skin moisturisers and ointments would be such a thoughtful gift for Dr Thredson. We'd also pop a special edition of Jessica Simpson's hit album In This Skin in there too, because reasons.
This hat. OBVIOUSLY. #ThereCanOnlyBeOneSupreme #WhenInDoubtWearBlack #HatsAreInB*tches
We'd send Dandy a really nicely wrapped gift box and when he opens it, he'd get a MASSIVE PUNCH IN THE FACE BECAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE.
What can you possibly get a woman who truly has everything one would ever need (aka Matt Bomer, Finn Wittrock, Cheyenne Jackson...)? We know! ANOTHER tall dark and handsome actor with a jawline for days (!!!) just like Jon Hamm or Ian Somerhalder. Perfect. She'd love it.
Those Creepy Hotel Children
Throw a couple of bags of blood over the wall with a gift bow on them and get. the hell. out. of. there.
Some Holy Water and a bible. LOL BYE VIVIEN.
TBQFH, we’d wrap ourselves up in a big box and mail ourselves straight to his tent. MERRY AHS-MAS!