13 Pictures Of Ansel Elgort That Should Come With A Thirst Warning

28 March 2017, 17:04 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

Ansel Elgort
Woodrow Whyte

By Woodrow Whyte

Can someone pass us a glass of water please?

Did you know that Ansel Elgort possesses healing properties? Well, it's true. The multi-talented actor, singer, songwriter, DJ and all round thirst trap is thought to be so otherworldly that just looking at his Instagram account could rid the human race of many of it's problems. Let us break it down for you.


1. Here’s Ansel working up a sweat on the ranch. Not long after looking upon this photo our crops were fully replenished. 


Nyc in my blood but...

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) onMar 16, 2017 at 3:12pm PDT

Ansel is saving the agriculture industry one thirst-trap photo at a time.


2. Did you know this photo Ansel on a horse will cure you of your equinophobia? It's true.


kid on a

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) onMar 14, 2017 at 1:07pm PDT

Nay bad dreams for you anymore.


3. Ansel's top knot is scientifically proven to remove 99.9% percent of all germs.


On a scale from 1-yes how yes is my hair

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) onDec 30, 2016 at 1:12pm PST

So fresh and so clean.  


4. One look of this photo and you’ll be immunised against dysentery forever.

What a relief.


5. One ride on Ansel’s surfboard and everyone will fall drunk in love with you.


Living the cali beach life.

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) onNov 6, 2016 at 4:21pm PST

If it feels like a miracle, that's because it is.


6. Two looks at this outfit and you’ll be cured of your fuccboi addiction.


VMAs. #HomeAlone

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) onAug 29, 2016 at 10:08am PDT

However, you will develop an Edward Scissorhands fetish. Swings and roundabouts eh?


7. Scientists believe this photo might be able to slow global warming just enough to save the polar bears.



A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) onJun 21, 2016 at 4:49am PDT

This is such great news.


8. This photo is thought to have healing properties. Keep a copy in your medical care box at all time.

Instructions: take one look in the morning, one look in the afternoon, and then as many looks as necessary until you pass out in the evening.


9. If you look hard enough into Ansel’s eyes you’ll turn into a pre-raphaelite artist from 1848.


I bought this painting for my house today

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) onFeb 8, 2017 at 9:24pm PST

Paint me like one of your French girls, Ansel.


10. But if you look into Ed Sheeran's eyes for too long you’ll be visited by the Galway Girl's ghost in your sleep.


Tbt funny faces

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) onMar 23, 2017 at 11:40am PDT



11. This photo has been known to lower interest rates and bring stability to stock markets.


Long Island

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) onNov 25, 2016 at 4:12pm PST

I don't know about you but my NASDAQ is rising.


12. If you sold this photo on the black market, it’s expected that you’ll earn enough to pay off all your college debts.

There might even be enough left over for a Dominos.


13. Is there nothing this man can't do?