17 One Liners From Cheryl Blossom That Are Straight Savage

21 June 2017, 17:25

Woodrow Whyte

By Woodrow Whyte

"You've got the vocabulary of a baked potato"

Cheryl Blossom's withering put-downs on Riverdale have become legendary. In fact, she could be the most savage character on television right now (Frank Underwood might give her a run for her money though). 

In honour of her acerbic wit and her disturbing lack of civility, empathy and compassion, we've gathered together some of Cheryl's best one liners so you can quote them to your nearest and dearest until season 2, in which we fully expect Cheryl to have invented even more insults for us to use.  

1. "Sorry to interrupt the sad breakfast club"

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2. "Hands off, Golum!"

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3. "No, you ghoul"

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4. "Are you living mannequins suggesting I had something to do with my brother's death?"

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5. "Is being the gay best friend still a thing?"

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6. "You catatonic bimbo's didn't vote for me!""

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7. "You've got the vocabulary of a baked potato."

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8. "That was a joke you hobo"

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9. "I think she's crazier than a serial killer on bath salts"

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10. "Looks like Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge will be at that Chowder-head, Archie's house."

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11. "Listen up fives, a ten is speaking!"

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This line was actually taken from 30 Rock!

12. "Because, you dumb cow. Someone shot my brother and I think it was your crazy, tweaked out sister!"

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13. "Shoo, bitches"

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14. "Nightmare Smurfette"

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15. "Riddle me this, hair models of the damned"

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16. "You did a bad thing, daddy. And now everyone knows"

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17. "Mr Andrews, nice haircut, you're looking extremely DILFy today"

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Slay.