Your Ultimate TV Crushes Ranked Because The Thirst Takes No Prisoners
20 January 2016, 15:23 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
We live in a golden age of television, and we're not just talking about increased budgets, better representation, diverse and interesting stories. That's great, but have you noticed how hot everyone on TV is these days? We have. So we decided to rank them.
The question is - how many of these would you ring home to meet the fam?
10) Tate Langdon
Pros: Committed, sensitive, can do your makeup for you.
Cons: Mass murderer, unhealthy relationship with your mum. Also, he's dead.
Long term potential: FOR. EVER.
9) Stiles Stilinski
Pros: Clever, killer one-liners, can fight your enemies.
Cons: None that we could think of.
Long-term potential: Not too great. Heavily committed to his bromance.
8) Jon Snow
Pros: Knows the value of loyalty and will probably ditch his brothers to be with you.
Cons: Potentially dead.
Long-term potential: Not that great, what with winter coming.
7) Peggy Carter
Pros: Smart, principled, HOT. Pure parent bait.
Cons: Probably a senior citizen by now.
Long-term potential: Is your name Steve Rogers? Then no.
6) Dean Winchester
Pros: Cute, charming, great at saving damsels in distress.
Cons: Travels a lot. Has a weird relationship with a guy named Castiel. Is a demon.
Long-term potential: Strong, if you could make the long-distance thing work from hell.
5) Lucious Lyon
Pros: Ambitious, rich AF, family-oriented.
Cons: Ruthless, homophobic, kind of a d---.
Long-term potential: Solid, as long as you don't get on his bad side or do anything he disagrees with ever.
4) Daryl Dixon
Pros: Resourceful, loyal, badass zombie slayer.
Cons: NONE OBSERVED TO DATE.
Longterm potential: Limited. Killing walkers is Daryl's only love now.
3) Dev Shah
Pros: Cute, funny, self-deprecating, socially conscious.
Cons: Can be a bit high maintenance at times.
Long-term potential: Pretty great actually, Dev is serially monogamous.
2) Seth Cohen
Pros: Adorably nerdy, loves animals, parents are rich. Will make you breakfast.
Cons: Kind of a player.
Long-term potential: Seth would wait for you until the end of forever.
1) Phil Dunphy
Pros: IS THE FREAKING BEST.
Cons: None whatsoever.