14 Jonathan Moments From 'Queer Eye' Season 2 That Will Purify Your Soul

22 June 2018, 19:59 | Updated: 26 June 2018, 09:38

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Nicky Idika

By Nicky Idika

King of positivity and great hair!

Queer Eye's Jonathan Van Ness can always be counted on for an iconic hair transformation. Jonathan definitely knows his way around a salon chair, but it's often the moments between transformations that make us laugh and smile the most.

I'm pretty sure that if Jonathan compliments you, your soul ascends to a higher plane of existence.

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His compliments are so tender and heartfelt. If he sold them for $10 each he would be a billionaire.

Mama Tammye: "This is the one I have to spank right here."
Jonathan:

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We love a man who STAYS ready for a spanking.

Sometimes Jonathan just sums up your entire life mantra without even trying.

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Economics!

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So, when is the Jonathan Van Ness School of Finance going to be open for enrollment?

"We just want to show you a fashion show on how you should be wearing your clothes."

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Old clothes from the back of a man's disorganised closet, but make it FASHION.

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Remember when Jonathan wore a cute top and we were all obsessed?

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The best season 2 Tan and Jonathan moment.

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But, honestly, a 12-egg omelet doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Jonathan's celebration dance is EVERYTHING.

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Have you ever seen such joy? WE STAN A JOYFUL KING.

THE BLANCHE JUMPED OUT.

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Our first Queer Eye pregnancy courtesy of Jonathan?

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Honestly, those are the rules and Jonathan has a point.

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When your job is done but you still have time for a quick make-out sesh.

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In conclusion...

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All the men of Queer Eye are wonderful, talented, and beautiful human beings. Jonathan Van Ness is a ray of sunshine and we need to protect him no matter what it takes. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.