Jughead Got His Guns Outs On Riverdale And The Internet Couldn’t Cope

3 April 2017, 14:27 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

Jughead and Archie Riverdale Construction Site
Woodrow Whyte

By Woodrow Whyte

The thirst is real.

By now we're sure you've caught up with the latest happenings down in Riverdale and you're probably still in a state of shook after everything that went down.

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After a two week break, the show returned in typically dramatic fashion with Polly's baby shower taking an ugly turn, while Archie went on a badly-planned rampage through Serpent territory (why is he like this?). Most fans, however, were distracted by something else, namely Cole Sprouse's arms.

Archie, Jughead and co. came to the rescue of Fred, Archie's father, after all of his construction workers with poached by Cliff Blossom, leaving him zero worker to get started on the development on the former Twilight-Drive In site. Despite his love for the Twilight, Jughead helps Fred and Archie get started on the site and his choice of outfit, a plain white vest, left fans hella thirsty. 

Sun's out, guns out, amirite?!

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We're not sure who was sweating more: Jughead working on the construction site or us watching him working on the construction site. 

Thank god those other construction workers pulled out or we would *never* have had this scene. Imagine how tragic that would be?

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Judging by the lack of dirt on his top, we're guessing Jughead wasn't the most helpful person on the site. 

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He literally could be in an advert for Tide or Persil.

*Hums to the tune of YMCA* 'It's fun to drink coffee at Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe!'

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Shame Archie didn't dress up as the Sailor.  

Jughead really stole the thunder away from KJ's wheelbarrow carrying capabilities.

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Don't worry Archie, no one will forget your outstanding contributions to thirst.  

Fans obviously went wild for it.




Jughead's arms saved my life, cleared by debts and helped me forge relationships with long long relatives.


Give the people what they want.


It's all in the job description, hun.




But the question is, did the scene remind you of anything? Perhaps, a certain music video that involved diggers and DIY? Hmmm...


The new ep was kinda wild... #Riverdale

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