15 Times #WhyICantBeAVampire Will Actually Make You Say ‘Same’
4 August 2016, 17:26 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

"An immortal life without garlic is not one worth living..."
So #WhyICantBeAVampire was trending last night. We have no idea why. We can only assume people were having withdrawals from The Vampire Diaries.
Now we thought it might just be another trash hashtag but it turned out to be weirdly relatable. We were reading it and thinking 'it me' at almost every single post. Like...
1. Same.
#WhyICantBeAVampire is trending and this Psych quote came to mind :-)@JamesRoday @DuleHill @psychwrites pic.twitter.com/dPPSey1fEL
— Psych Movie (@PsychTheMovie) August 4, 2016
2. I mean, mirrors are like an essential item, amirite?
#WhyICantBeAVampire I wouldn't be able to do my eyeliner without a mirror.
— Nicky Baber (@AttemptingLA) August 3, 2016
3. Because, like Beyoncé...
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4. Although you remind me of Buffy.
#WhyICantBeAVampire it's too much fun being the slayer pic.twitter.com/NsSq7CIcey
— Lisa (@woIfeep) August 3, 2016
5. We wouldn't have put it like that but, um, yeah...
So many of you are so desperately unappetising #WhyICantBeAVampire pic.twitter.com/mDoGAyIfBx
— DOLLS (@dollsxx) August 3, 2016
6. Not sure that's how the hashtag works tbh but ok we'll let you have it.
#WhyICantBeAVampire My grandfather doesn't look anything like him. pic.twitter.com/evevhn7Sv2
— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) August 3, 2016
7. Some people just can't handle the truth, like this guy.
They aren't real #WhyICantBeAVampire
— Joe Blow (@nta71) August 3, 2016
8. There are many practical issues to consider before becoming a vampire.
#WhyICantBeAVampire Have to wear a retainer at night pic.twitter.com/m3dhM5K85Q
— Derrold Purifoy (@derrold) August 4, 2016
9. Like this.
Because the Winchesters would hunt me. #WhyICantBeAVampire pic.twitter.com/rOQ6pnGEVR
— Hailey L.K. (@LeahHemmo) August 4, 2016
10. Can you imagine a life without pizza? Exactly.
#WhyICantBeAVampire is cuz I love pizza!?! pic.twitter.com/ZwQkSmyLOB
— Sean (@OddNMacabre) August 4, 2016
11. Ya'll Team Edward can delete yourself right now.
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12. Me.
Because I'm a wolf. #WhyICantBeAVampire pic.twitter.com/c2IuvzG9xW
— cbanks420lol (@carlteenmachine) August 4, 2016
13. I would like to be excluded from this narrative now.
#WhyICantBeAVampire
— Tara NeyhardCampbell (@mrs_actor_dude) August 4, 2016
I don't want to be associated with @tedcruz pic.twitter.com/uX3EmH4CdI
14. Wait a minute...
A few reasons #WhyICantBeAVampire:
— Ultimate Oddball (@ultimateoddball) August 3, 2016
1. I don't like going out
2. I find the sun too bright
3. I'm allergic to garlic
4. ...wait a minute
15. Well this changes everything.
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