And The Theme For "American Horror Story" Season Six Is… *drumroll*
15 September 2016, 12:22 | Updated: 6 November 2017, 10:34
SPOILERS. Obviously.
Our year-long international nightmare is over. 539 teaser trailers. Leaked pictures. Leaked cast lists. One massive secret. But now we finally have answers to the most anticipated season of American Horror Story of all time and we're not sure how to feel about it.
If you haven't watched the episode yet and don't want to be spoiled, stop reading right now. STOP. Don't go any further.
You can't come back from this. Gaga will not be here to revive you with the blood of the immortals. Ready? Ok then. Get your Holy Water ready.
via giphy.com
The theme for American Horror Story Season 6 is: Roanoke.
It's not The Mist as previously reported. It's not aliens as we had hoped and prayed for either. But the theme was exactly what we all thought when those mysterious leaked photos dropped and it's got a MASSIVE link back to a very specific plot point in the Murder House season.
But here's the twist: It looks like the season is being presented as a documentary about a couple who move into a creepy AF house that has horrifying connections to the infamous 'Lost Colony of Roanoke'. The "story" is being told by Lily Rabe (YAAS GURL!) but it's being reenacted by Sarah Paulson in the present day. Yep, we're already confused too. And judging by the reaction to the first episode, this is set to be the most horrifying, scariest, jumpiest season yet.
when you're watching #AHS6 & it says "this story is inspired by true events" pic.twitter.com/PnXFQiqkzU
— spooky mamí (@bbygirlerica) September 15, 2016
#AHS6 in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/k2MXnjYsgG
— AmericanHorrorStory (@TheAhsPosts) September 15, 2016
Not everyone is living for it though. We mean, there's already two MASSIVE glaring problems that need to be fixed ASAP.
#AHS6
— Salim Stark (@SalimAlSamar) September 15, 2016
Two things missing:
1-Evan Peters
2-Theme song. pic.twitter.com/WybySQrbZx
Yeah, Evan Peters was noticeably absent AGAIN. (He didn't show up in the first episode of Hotel either...)
People: "This season is going to be the best"
— 9/15 (@Hey_Jasminee) September 15, 2016
Me: after not seeing Evan Peters #AHS6 pic.twitter.com/k9o8jJ22wE
And Ryan Murphy had the NERVE to take away our beloved theme tune.
Me at Ryan Murphy for not having an Intro this season. #AHS6 pic.twitter.com/j2NceR63Qe
— Socialmario (@SocialMario96) September 15, 2016
We're in for a long ten episodes, aren't we?
#AHS6 is gonna be the hardest season to explain to someone who's never seen ahs before.
— Rj (@RjDavilaa) September 15, 2016
Murder House 2.0 TURN UUUUPPPPPPP!
