31 of the funniest 'Black Mirror: Bandersnatch' memes
29 December 2018, 12:57 | Updated: 29 December 2018, 13:04
Netflix dropped the first feature length Black Mirror film, complete with a choose-your-own-adventure style feature and the memes about it are out of control.
Black Mirror is back on Netflix, babyyyyyy and this time, we're going interactive.
In case you aren't in the loop or happen to be a first time watcher, 'Bandersnatch' is the first feature length Black Mirror movie. It's not part of 'series' or 'season' or whatever you wanna call it. There's a bunch of references and name drops to the previous episodes hidden in the film (Saint Juniper's Medical Facility, Metalhead, White Bear, Nosedive...) but none of those are vital to understanding the story.
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It's also the first interactive episode of Black Mirror, and the first choose-your-own-adventure feature on Netflix. The average viewing time of the film is 90 minutes, with some people 'completing' it in 40 minutes. According to Variety, the film has five different endings and "over a trillion unique permutations of the story." (I have been watching for 2 and a half hours and have seen 4 of them. I think.)
The internet descended on to the film the second it dropped on Friday (Dec 28) and they haven't stopped talking about it - or meme-ing it - since. People are losing it over the first decision you have to make in the film, they're stressed about what may or may not have happened to Colin (played by Will Poulter) and most people are just screaming over the mess that is Stefan's life (poor ol' Fionn Whitehead, having to film all those scenes!)
Here are some of the best 'Bandersnatch' memes. Oh, and also... SPOILERS AHEAD.
The first decision was quite literally life or death.
me after i chose frosties over sugar puffs #Bandersnatch #BlackMirror pic.twitter.com/3r1xH8Q835
— bazinga (@newbazinga) December 28, 2018
Please never show Chidi this game. Ever.
oh LORD imagine chidi anagonye watching #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/8g0RKETk34
— hannah (@diazbuckley) December 28, 2018
Imagine letting ME be in charge of someone else's life?! IMAGINE!?
my stupid ass keeps making all the wrong decisions on bandersnatch i can barely control my own life what made me think i could control someone else’s pic.twitter.com/KcxJXz5Vl8
— leanna (@mickeysnoel) December 28, 2018
WHO?!
stefan when I told him Netflix was controlling him #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/s4TDRhD6A4
— chip 🎄 skylark (@tiddy__milk) December 28, 2018
I've seen Stefan kill his dad over 19 times now.
me after staying up till 3am to watch #Bandersnatch and then spending another 2 hrs trying to get all the endings pic.twitter.com/eNJu5rXItO
— Shail (@shailpatels) December 28, 2018
PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FIVE OUT OF FIVE STARS AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
ALL I WANTED WAS FOR STEFAN TO MAKE HIS FUCKEN GAME AND BE SUCCESSFUL #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/Hn1dPoaZmn
— sam (@Ie0dicaprisun) December 28, 2018
I AM BEGGING YOU FROM MY SOUL.
All I wanted was for my boy to get 5/5 stars on the tv #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/MS8fOuSEHC
— messy libra🍸 (@badwithlove) December 28, 2018
Colin, you're a real one. Thanks for taking one for the team x
Me when colin didnt show up for work after i made him jump off the building #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/pEfOYelokp
— not.yel (@not_yel) December 28, 2018
Ok, excuse me... the first one was a little too soon.
Black Mirror: #Bandersnatch with no context pic.twitter.com/hJn1EdPenX
— 𝐇🦇 (@thriftingdevil) December 28, 2018
I never wanna hear about Pac Man again.
#Bandersnatch spoilers without context pic.twitter.com/3KtBXLFnOz
— anne (@anne_akinn) December 28, 2018
Literally me for the last 4 hours.
#Bandersnatch summarized:
— ʙʟᴀɴᴄ (@yagmsy) December 28, 2018
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bad decision bad decision
Somehow, Stefan's life is still more exciting than mine.
me making bad choices not only for myself but also for other people now:#Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/aNMZ4m9cJp
— Sascha (@saschawh) December 28, 2018
What's done is done. You can't take back the Frosties.
me watching Stefan’s life spiral out of control and thinking I should’ve chosen those Sugar Puffs instead #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/kjjUW3kZjy
— 🌱 (@callyj__) December 28, 2018
Who would have thought chopping up a human would have been easier than choosing between two cereals?
#bandersnatch
— pooj 🦄 (@PoojSreenivasan) December 28, 2018
"chop up dad?"
me: HELL YEAH
"frosties or sugar puffs?"
me: pic.twitter.com/QYD41bFkN1
Clink clink, bitch!
#bandersnatch
— SEKIY (@Thilinio) December 28, 2018
Stefan: WHO'S CONTROLLING ME???
Netflix and I behind the screen: pic.twitter.com/KyovlAU63L
WHO TOLD HIM TO DO THAT?!
#Bandersnatch
— 𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖊 (@niicoleodom) December 28, 2018
colin: who’s jumping
me: you sis
colin: *dies*
stefan and me: pic.twitter.com/nzf0wNiXlw
The four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Can’t see
— lisa mc breen (@lisamcbreen) December 28, 2018
Can’t speak
Can’t hear
Can’t decide #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/HPYUqJ5L6t
Literally me 15 minutes after hitting exit to credits.
me returning to #Bandersnatch to ruin stefan's life for the seventeenth time pic.twitter.com/l7mLeKOF5s
— katy (@kxty11) December 28, 2018
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
Me when I chose “FUCK YEAH” and the therapist and the dad started attacking Stefan #Bandersnatch #BlackMirrorBandersnatch #blackmirror pic.twitter.com/uwMeinuOMZ
— Mark Jayson Farol (@mark_jayson13) December 28, 2018
I SAID I'M SORRY STEFAN!!!!
IM SORRY STEFAN IM DOING MY BEST I CAN BARELY DECIDE WHAT I WANT TO DO IN MY LIFE AND NOW IM IN CHARGE OF YOURS IM- #bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/eVuA5Vb3br
— ✧h✧ (@starryhtml) December 28, 2018
I'm a murderer now. Thanks Black Mirror.
I can’t believe I keep killing everyone, I’m so done with this I just want Stefan to be successful with his game #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/n3U6xmWDzO
— Denisse ♡ (@velvetinvenice) December 28, 2018
Is there an option where no dies or not?!
Me trying to avoid ‘kill dad’ but Blackmirror having none of it #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/uU7wKXudku
— Elaine Clare (@ElaineClareB) December 28, 2018
COLIN!!!!!
U like pac-man? U know what PAC stands for? Program and control. he’s program and control man the whole thing’s a metaphor. He thinks he’s got free will but rly he’s trapped in a maze, in a system, all he can do is consume, he’s pursued by demons tha- #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/HaOkE4IXac
— ronnie (@thenewbyintrpol) December 29, 2018
Me after 10 minutes tbh.
The Black Mirror writers in the writers room, high as fuck pic.twitter.com/85mNzFiEKD
— zander (@alezander) December 28, 2018
*cackles*
#Bandersnatch
— Dizzy. (@ThatsDizzy) December 28, 2018
Stefan: someone from the future is controlling me!
Me: pic.twitter.com/JrMjg1whf0
*cackling intensifies*
#Bandersnatch
— ~alex 🥀 (@xalexgarciaa) December 28, 2018
Stefan: i feel like someone’s controlling me making my every move
Me behind the screen: pic.twitter.com/LgTgXjhbvE
To be fair, Stefan could have put a bit more effort in too.
I really had the chance to control someone else's life and I still managed to mess that up #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/kFLPecQccT
— Sapphire (@kiwixxcarolinax) December 28, 2018
When you realise you're controlling Stefan but also being controlled by Netflix...
When Netflix told me my decision was wrong and rewinded the story to let me choose again #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/ql6K7HHEV8
— anica 💧 (@animirzax) December 28, 2018
WAIT WHAT?!
#Bandersnatch (spoiler??) the dog at the beginning was digging up the dead body from previous attempts UH pic.twitter.com/HJULWqA9im
— 𝓚𝓪𝓶𝓲 (@lovelykamille) December 28, 2018
Just let me exit to credits. PLEASE.
can’t hear
— lauren🔭 (@rolivia_svu) December 28, 2018
can’t speak
can’t see
can’t make any good decisions for stefan no matTER WHAT YOU DO#Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/GOKSeLlWJR
